What may be heralded as proof that the war in Iraq is almost over, the country's new government announced today that it will be reopening one of the most notorious torture prisons of Saddam Hussein next month.
Our translator claimed the diplomat we spoke to said, "Now that the Americans are finally going home, it is back to business as usual. But we still get to keep all the shiny new things they brought over!" After pausing for a moment, the diplomat went on to say something that may or may not have wished an infestation of fleas from 1000 camels upon ex President George W Bush.
Further investigation revealed that, in order to prevent public outcry from concerned citizens or global do-gooders, the name would be changed to conceal the prison's true identity.
