London - (Third Reich Ass Mess): Pope Joe Ratzinger has been asked to officiate at the long-awaited funeral of his only lawfully-wedded spouse, Queen Elizabeth II, at Scotland's Ballybollox Castle next year. An official government reply under the...
Rome - (Unholy Mess): In a prime time televised audience on Monday the Pope will tell Prince Charles 'why he had Diana topped' and hand him the legal bills for all the ensuing ungodly fuss. Charles and his live-in fag hag Camilla are travelling to...
The Pope, has shocked the Vatican, by ordering Susan Boyle to sing for him and the Turin Shroud fashioned into her Evening Gown. The Pope ordered his minions to his Papal bed after having a bright idea, like goggled-eyed Velma Dinkley does in 'Sc...
Despite initial reservations, it would seem that the creative muse has visited herself upon the producer in the form of his most recent film. Critics praise Tarantino's latest offering as a return to form. "Pump factions" is a lesbian, vampire Nun , martial arts extravaganza combining elements of traditional "Grind house" movies, "Planet of the apes" and an emotive soundtrack written by Link...
Vatican Shitty - (Blowjob Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has offered to go down on Pope Joe Ratzinger to help make the point that gayness is 'all god (sic) clean fun'. His London orifice has even sent the Ponitff a couple of homegrown holid...
Following his enormous success as British Prime Minister, his tireless work in bringing regime change to war-torn Iraq and his subsequent complete brilliance in brokering a solid and lasting peace in the Middle East, Tony Blair has announced that his...
Cameroon, Africa - Facebook nerds and geeks (mostly from European countries) recently held a joint press conference via Webcam from their bedrooms, recreation dens and basements of their parents' houses today, vowing to remain celibate and save the w...
In a dramatic reversal from previous Papal policies, Pope Benedict XVI announced today that the Catholic Church will allow men to receive fellatio and women to enjoy cunnilingus. However, certain restrictions will apply to both acts. The Pope's d...
Angola - (Holy Ass! Mess): Despite haranguing the faithful masses about the evils of spreading deadly aides (sic) through condom wear the Pope was caught with one of the filthy rubber johnnies on his Papal staff this week. A Vatican internal prob...
Pope Manny Dicked the Sixteenth went to the AIDS ridden continent of Africa and told its citizens that they should die rather than wrap their big black penises in lay-tex when doing the jungle bunny. The German-born, bred and beered Pope who has...
Pope Benedict XVI has contracted AIDS during his tour of Africa, according to reports coming from the Vatican. The Pope, it is said, accidentally caught the disease after shaking hands with Angolan President Jose Eduardo dos Santos was he welcomed...
The fossilised remains of Jesus's penis have been examined by scientists at the University of Cock in Sweden. They claim that remnants of sheep stomach cells can clearly be found in the folds of his rather prodigious member. DNA testing proves that t...
The once radical Jesus movement attracted followers and created enemies because of its progressive views concerning human dignity, women's rights and social justice. The cosmopolitan city of Rome became a center in the new worldview. And it cam...
To keep up with the times and to help modernise the Church, Pope Benedict rewrote the ten commandments, and here are the new ones: 1. Thou shalt not kill, unless thou dost kill a British bomber crew that are trying to end the most evil regime in history 2. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's land, unless it's called Poland 3. Thou shalt honour thy mother and father, by reporting them to...
VATICAN - ROME: The current Emperor of Rome AKA Pope Rat-finker, an ex-Nazi turned Gucci-Prada loving fashionista(?) has decided that the only way to regain his 'grip' on the Catholic Church is to take a page out of the Taliban book. To this exte...
Pope Benedict today admitted that the Roman Catholic Church is 'just an April fool's joke, who'd've believed it would have taken this long for anyone to spot it?!' The former Nazi finally admitted the joke, as he revoked yet another ex-communicati...
His Holiness The Pope is said to be inconsolable after reports that his former lover has resurfaced as a writer for TheSpoof.com. To make matters worse the man, whose name shall no be spoken, is apparently writing vile and untrue things about the pop...
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