Pope Crushed: Ex-lover Surfaces on TheSpoof.com

Funny story written by Adam Click

Sunday, 1 March 2009

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"Every time I wave, I wave to you, my love."

His Holiness The Pope is said to be inconsolable after reports that his former lover has resurfaced as a writer for TheSpoof.com. To make matters worse the man, whose name shall no be spoken, is apparently writing vile and untrue things about the pope and the church in general.

"The holy father is resting comfortably in the papal apartment but is refusing to see anyone." said Vatican spokesman Father Guido Sarducci. "as you can imagine the whole thing is very upsetting to him."

The Holy Couple met in seminary school and though only one completed the training to become a priest, they have shared a close relationship that spans decades.

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