Pope Kisses African Children Goodbye

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Friday, 20 March 2009

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Pope told Africans to imitate celibate Jesus or at least masturbating monkey

Pope Manny Dicked the Sixteenth went to the AIDS ridden continent of Africa and told its citizens that they should die rather than wrap their big black penises in lay-tex when doing the jungle bunny.

The German-born, bred and beered Pope who has never even done the jingle bunny explained that laying with lay-tex as with real skin is an abomination before the Lord Jesus, his Virgin Mother and His much frustrated carpenter foster father,none of whom apparently ever jingled, bunnied or, of course, jungled for that matter.

African Liberal Catholic opponents of the Pope's opposition to Lay-Tex tried to dissuade Manny Dicked by describing their many experiences of ministering to the dying. One tried to explain to the Holey father that normal people don't really stop laying which means they need Lay-Tex. The Pope replied something about being German and not understanding what they were talking about...

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