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Funny story: Senor Abril Rocks Baseball World

Senor Abril Rocks Baseball World

Yankee fans have known the incredible exploits of Mr October, their own Reggie Jackson who finished season after season with post-season exploits that wowed the crowds and humbled Yankee opponents. In the 2000 championship series then young Derek Jet...

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Funny story: Ripken Reaches New Milestone

Ripken Reaches New Milestone

Cal Ripken, "The Iron Man" of professional baseball who holds the record of playing in 2632 consecutive games, recently celebrated a new streak with his 2,000 consecutive day of retirement.

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Funny story: Chicago Cubs to get new Field

Chicago Cubs to get new Field

The Cubs have finalized a new deal, and their plans to get a new field for 2009 are now in place.

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Funny story: Yankee Fans Boo A- -Rod After Near Perfect Start!

Yankee Fans Boo A- -Rod After Near Perfect Start!

With deafening chants of "You're Not Perfect!" and "What only One Grand Salami?!" Rabid Yankee fans have continued to torment best player in the game Alex Rodriquez. A-Rod has had an unprecedented hot start off the blocks this...

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Funny story: Commissioner's Aide Sneaks Firearms Provision into Little League Baseball Rules

Commissioner's Aide Sneaks Firearms Provision into Little League Baseball Rules

Little League Baseball has been rocked by a scandal which has caused the serious injury of dozens of children. In the last League Rules Session, a commissioner's aide snuck in a provision sanctioning the use of firearms on active baserunners not...

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Funny story: Kerry Wood to Disabled List; Cubs GM Proclaims, 'Baseball Season is Here!'

Kerry Wood to Disabled List; Cubs GM Proclaims, 'Baseball Season is Here!'

With the news this week that Chicago Cubs pitcher Kerry Wood will begin the 2007 season on the disabled list, Cubs general manager Jim Hendry proclaimed at a special ceremony that, "Baseball season is officially here!"...

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Funny story: Red Sox Ace Daisuke Matsuzaka Suffering from Severely Inflamed Gyroball

Red Sox Ace Daisuke Matsuzaka Suffering from Severely Inflamed Gyroball

Red Sox General Manager Theo Epstein, Friday, revealed that Japanese pitching ace Daisuke Matsuzaka was suffering from what could only be described as a "severely inflamed gyroball," which may well land him on the disabled list.

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Funny story: Pete Rose Admits to Betting on his Team

Pete Rose Admits to Betting on his Team

BRISTOL, CONN. -- On ESPN's Dan Patrick Show, Pete Rose finally admitted that not only did he bet on baseball, he bet on games involving his team, a claim which he had adamantly denied ever since the charge was first made. Rose, 66, is baseball...

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Funny story: Bonds Tests Positive for Floyd Landis

Bonds Tests Positive for Floyd Landis

SAN FRANCISCO, CA Embattled San Francisco slugger, Barry Bonds, can no longer dodge allegations of steroid abuse, after reportedly testing positive for Floyd Landis. MLB officials began to investigate last Friday, after photographs surfaced which ap...

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Funny story: Yank's Bernie Williams Tells Steingrabber to Stuff It!

Yank's Bernie Williams Tells Steingrabber to Stuff It!

One of the greatest Yankee players of all time was offered a minor league contract by infamous NY Yankee owner-dictator Baron Von Steingrabber. Williams, always the gentleman, declined the tight-wad's offer by stating the obvious: "If they w...

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Funny story: Red Sox Agree 2090 Is Their WS Goal!

Red Sox Agree 2090 Is Their WS Goal!

Red Sox management and on-field manager and coaches agree that a World Series Championship in 2090 is a worthy goal.

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Funny story: Put a Fork in Wrigley, It's Done

Put a Fork in Wrigley, It's Done

Wrigley Field, the home of the Chicago Cubs, will be getting a new name before the 2007 baseball season. Following in the footsteps of other ball fields that have adopted the names of corporate sponsors, Wrigley Field will now be called the "K-M...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Naked, Baseball, Crime, Iraq, and Free Range Chickens

Paris Hilton Naked, Baseball, Crime, Iraq, and Free Range Chickens

BALTIMORE, WASHINGTON, LOS ANGELES, BOSTON -- (MAY 3, 2007) Baseball met bedlam in Baltimore yesterday as the Oriels beat the Red Sox 2-0 while a mob torched eight square blocks of row houses near Fells Point, about two miles from Camden yards stadiu...

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Funny story: Kenny Rogers Lets It All Hang Out

Kenny Rogers Lets It All Hang Out

Busch Stadium, St. Louee Loueye, Oh. Woe. - Detroit Tiger pitcher Kenny Rogers has been sent to the showers earlier than he wanted when the St. Louis Cardinals beat his team-mates four games to one.

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Funny story: Major League Umpires Told, "Keep It Clean!"

Major League Umpires Told, "Keep It Clean!"

Tiger Stadium, Detroit, Michigan - Major League Baseball Chief of Umpires, Blind Mississippi White Boy Pigsfeet Dupree has told the empiric crews working the World Series, "Keep it clean."...

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Funny story: Detroit Tiger Kenny Rogers Is Warned

Detroit Tiger Kenny Rogers Is Warned

The Sports Wire---The Dearborn Independent is reporting that Detroit Tiger's left-handed pitcher Kenny Rogers has been ordered by team management "not to take a bath and especially not to wipe."...

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Funny story: Dubai Sports World To Run US Sports Operations

Dubai Sports World To Run US Sports Operations

Dubai Sports World, a UAE state owned sports operator, has bought the rights to run several sports operations inside the US , including Major League Baseball, the NFL and the NBA.

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