Somewhere in SC on a Chicken Processing Plant/Agricultural News - Financially devastated by the recent Global Meltdown, an impoverished Spoof contributer, EZ Writer, in a Faustian inspired move, joined the ACORN Get Out the Vote Team to put food mo...
Chicago, Il/ Fraudulent Times - Democrat Pols are actually salivating over the prospect of capturing the prestigious 2016 Olympics in order to refill their election coffers with more skimmed money."This event will throw off more money than hurrican...
John McCain seems to have more than his share of hoof in mouth disease lately. He addressed his campaign rally supporters as "My fellow prisoners". (Though that may have been just commentary on this American life in the final days of worst US pre...
Everyone knows that the three most unmentionable subjects are politics, religion, and sex. But with new figures at hand, The Judge is eager to report the latest findings on the subject. In 2008, the latest polls clearly show politics, religion, an...
Furthering his prospects for the Presidentical Election of 2008, Barack Obama has proudly revealed the many prestigious (and surprising!) institutions that he thoughtfully, earnestly, even passionately considered joining after high school: 1st: Considered joining the military. He applied for a national guard position for the state of Rhode Island...however, both positions were already full.
Chicago,Il /Militant Times - A new sense of urgency has gripped the Obama Presidential campaign as reports are surfacing that convicted Chicago Developer Tony Rezko is going to roll over on the entire Democrat Political Machine in Illinois. The 53...
Moscow, Russia / Terrorist Times Funded by a massive financial grant from a Democrat controlled Congress, the Militant Action Group, ACORN, assured its military independence by completing a huge weapons deal facilitated by Vladimir Putin, former K...
In astonishing scenes in Washington today, Presidential candidate Barack Obama was kidnapped by alien beings from outer space. Obama was holding a open air address when the alien spacecraft suddenly appeared and proceeded to remove the Senate mem...
Presidential candidate Barack Obama has yet again repeated his 'pig lipstick' illustration, proving beyond all shadow of a doubt that Senator Obama is definitely not Muslim, because pig lipstick is definitely not kosher. Commentators have suggeste...
Zastava, Yugoslavia/Daily Worker Saying he is a "Man of the People", President by Acclimation Barack Hussein Obama , announced today he has commissioned a new Presidential Limousine to replace the gas guzzling, ostentatious ride of former US leaders...
(Washington DC) A leaked memo from the Democratic National Committee revealed that Barack Obama's presidential nomination was the direct result of the Democratic Party's policy on affirmative action. The internal memo was a actual direction ordered b...
Rove mudslingers, yellow journalists and muck-manufacturers have released lurid photographs from a reputed orgy at the Obama chicago mansion showing Barry and Michelle O in flagrante delicto with the triple axis of evil, the triad that makes Democrat...
The new atomic particle super-collider is an enormous chamber for smashing together atoms in order to make enough noise to get God's attention. Some worry it will cause a local black hole that sucks up the Earth like the garbage disposal devours eve...
Democratic nominee Barack Obama has announced he will meet with the economy himself even after the House of Representatives passed the bailout bill. "If needed, I will suspend my campaign to personally sit down with the economy." Obama went on to...
Washington, DC / Reuters - A remarkable, but sinister, series of events around the world seem prepared to propel the son of a drunken African goat herder and bigamist, into the planet's most powerful leader. With only weeks left in the US electio...
(New York, NY) "Maxim" magazine has come out with its "100 Hottest Cabinet Members". Number one was Condoleezza Rice. And in a surprising turn, coming in at number two was Abraham Lincoln's Secretary of State, William Seward. (Washington, D.C) "The Washington Post" reported that the Presidential candidate most likely to quote from "Dirty Harry", John McCain, is still behind Barack Obama in fu...
Ft. Dix, NJ/ Basic Training in Pine Barrens - Saying he wanted to learn more about the military, Barack Obama took 4 hours off from campaigning to take a compressed basic training course. Scoring 85 out of a possible 100 on the final physical and wri...
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