Obama: 'Lipstick on a pig, still a pig.'

Funny story written by Judge Retort

Saturday, 11 October 2008

image for Obama: 'Lipstick on a pig, still a pig.'
Sarah Palin's favorite lipstick color: Red State (though it has a tendancy to fade to blue)

Presidential candidate Barack Obama has yet again repeated his 'pig lipstick' illustration, proving beyond all shadow of a doubt that Senator Obama is definitely not Muslim, because pig lipstick is definitely not kosher.

Commentators have suggested that his pig comment was directed squarely at the republican vice president hopeful, Sarah Palin.

Miss Palin was completely taken aback by the remarks. She commented: "This is weird because where I come from, pigs hardly ever wear lipstick."

John McCain too derided Barack Obama's remarks: "Someone's running mate is a pig? That's dumb. Pigs are too hard to catch!"

Barack Obama denied his comments were aimed at Palin. But no-one wants to believe him.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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