Republicans Release Photos of Obama Orgy with Ayers, Rev Wright and Tony Resko!

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Saturday, 11 October 2008

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Republican fraud revealed when their idea of sex involves plush toys

Rove mudslingers, yellow journalists and muck-manufacturers have released lurid photographs from a reputed orgy at the Obama chicago mansion showing Barry and Michelle O in flagrante delicto with the triple axis of evil, the triad that makes Democrats tremble.

One shot shows Michelle doing shots off of the prominent paunch of gangster-developer Tony Resko. Another captures Barry O and Weatherman Ayers checking out the temperature and humidity under two very turbulent and well endowed fronts. The third image seems to portray the Rev Wright praising God for creating the vagina. He appears to be speaking in tongues.

Obama campaign spokesperson, Barries Tookool-Toruffle gave a wry smile while reviewing the poor quality photos. All he would say was: " John McCain, God love ya, eat your blessed heart out!"

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