British TV personality and singer Cheryl Cole is splitting up with her husband Ashley as reported on Yahoo, Drudge and several sites today. In sending our own reporter, Ass Reporter, Danny Hilliard, someone accepted a little contribution to give...
Team Andre have been instructed to support Cheryl Cole, following this afternoon's predictable announcement that the nation's sweetheart has separated from her wayward husband Ashley. Immediately after the announcement was made Peter tweeted an i...
The Siamese twins Ashley and Cheryl Cole have undergone an operation to separate them. Doctors at the Mass Media, Hype and Ring You Agent Hospital spent several hours working to free the pair. Hospital spokesman Clax Mifford said "It's early days...
As the great British public suddenly take a backwards step and start to seriously examine the evidence put before them by the tabloids and the internet, a steady sea-change in opinion appears to be gathering momentum. People appear to be asking th...
What a feeling! Our wires are buzzing with unconfirmed reports that Cheryl Cole spent her last night in LA alone with dancer Derek Hough - who without doubt will become tagged 'Dirty Derek' by the tabloids before the day is out. So what were they...
Friends of Girls Aloud star Sarah Harding have confided that the bikini wearing beauty is 'close to breaking point' over the tabloid merry-go-round enveloping her close friend Cheryl Cole and the fact that she has yet again not been lampooned by any...
London - (Hawkeye): "Ain't pimping my suntanned grand slam ass for no midget-sized talent like Mrs Ashley Cole," Rafa told reporters today. The macho Spanish athlete was responding to reports that Cheryl flaccid solo career could get a shot in the...
Cheryl Cole, who by now surely needs no introduction, arrived back at Heathrow this morning, where it became quickly apparent that not everybody in this country stands by her as she endures a very public marital crisis. Still reeling from revelati...
HOLLYWOOD - Earlier this month one of the top dancers on Dancing With The Stars Derek Hough flew to London to choreograph and to star in Cheryl Cole's latest music video "Parachute." The two got along fantastically. Cole even mentioned to a close...
Ashley Cole has today revealed that he is not the only one in the Cole household to have failed to play by the rules. The grim faced Chelsea star has disclosed information relating to a game of Monopoly the couple enjoyed which resulted in Ashley...
In L.A. today, where every day leads to a new Reality Show, and anyone can be the next tabloid star, the ranks of the dysfunctional swelled by one today as Fans turned out to welcome self exiled Queen of the Tabloids, Cheryl Cole. Saying she fled...
Scientists have discovered that singing may be able to help stroke victims regain the ability to speak again by rewiring the brain. This revolutionary idea has inspired Geordie cage fighter, Cheryl Cole, to give up miming all her classic hits and...
Cheryl Cole has announced that she is dropping husband Ashley Cole from the team. This comes following several away games where he was clearly caught offside. His defense leaked own goals and Cheryl feels that she needs a new team mate in order to av...
As well as most Americans never having heard of Cheryl Cole, whoever she is, it turned out that 99% of British people didn't know who she is either - except for the usual celebrity-obsessed kiddies that read The Daily Star and think parts of the body...
Obscure Mediterranean principality declares Cheryl Cole Queen. From 'El Trumpetta Del Mimewagolia' "Salute per El Presidente del Mimewagolia para la chicoletta puta boom-boom Cheryl 'la flautista' Cole,la diminutabano mimeo del Brit Awards y la mujer de Fagash Cole parce-que elle este la numero uno reina del Mimewagolia despito la 5'3" de statuesquero y las extensors. "La Britta bambina d...
LOS ANGELES - Last week when Cheryl Cole left Heathrow and landed at LAX the X-Factor judge and wife of Chelsea footballer Ashley Cole looked quite the worse for wear. She seemed disoriented, distressed, and depressed. She was asked how she felt.
Los Angeles - (Doppelgangers): "Jessica's a very talented lady, funny, a superb actress, singer, a mother.... and not married to some cheating numbskull Brit footballer," celebwatch website LA FagHagSlagMag commented today as La Cole sashayed into to...
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