Washington -- The death of Supreme Court Chief Justice William Rehnquist will likely force the nation's most divisive issue, Roe. v. Wade into the 6th Federal Court, in New Orleans. "The "Row versus Wade" decision is of life-or-de...
Washington -- Mike Brown, FEMA head responsible for the completely bungled federal rescue efforts in New Orleans, worked for 11 years prior to becoming head of FEMA managing and ajudicating horse shows. Aside from membership in the Republican party...
WASHINGTON (Reuters)-President George Bush has placed the blame for the lousy relief efforts by the United States Government in New Orleans and the Gulf Coast in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina squarely on the former Acting President Bonzo Bush.
WASHINGTON (AP)-US President George Bush has taken personal control of the coordination of relief efforts for the thousands of dying victims of Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans and throughout the Deep South.
Washington: President Bush today recommended a "zero tolerance" policy towards looters. "Food, water, plasma TV's, it's all the same. If it doesn't belong to someone, that means, if they stole it, that it wasn't the...
WASHINGTON-US President George Bush has urged the victims of Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans and the Gulf Coast to eat some cake.
Duffus, Washington - Self proclaimed guru and leader of the support group, "Trailer Trash United," has declared Monday, August 16th as Trailer Trash Pride Day in Duffus, Washington.
Washington -- Crude oil today topped $100 per barrel in heavy trading. At a 9 a.m. EST news conference, President Bush announced the United States would be invading Saudi Arabia in "Operation Refinery Freedom." According to the Preside...
Washington - The Food and Drug Administration put off it's controversial decision on the Plan B "Morning After" pill a little too long, according to Senate Majority Leader Tom Delay, and is now "An Agency in Trouble." With...
WASHINGTON, DC-Removing clothing, pat-downs and body cavity searches at airports across the nation will soon become a thing of the past. A new procedure will replace the antiquated airport screening process when recently passed legislation is enacted...
Washington, The Nation's Capital----In response to her bitter, loud and specific Complaints about conditions at the White House, someone in Authority has given First Lady Laura Bush permission and funding to hire a first class chef to entertain a...
Washington, D.C. -- In an effort to curtail the threat to Bush's poll numbers by Cindy Sheehan, the former Deputy Secretary of Defense, who now runs the World Bank, Paul Wolfowitz, urged the President to begin dropping bombs on Cindy Sheehan'...
WASHINGTON (AP)-- President Bush signed the comprehensive Energy Policy Act of 2005 yesterday that provides more than $900 billion in massive giveaways and tax credits to a bloated US energy industry that is already laughing all the way to the bank w...
Washington, DC - With the 25th anniversary of the death of Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham fast approach (September 25th), President Bush has proposed legislation to modify the motto of the United States in honor of Mr. Bonham's death.
WASHINGTON (Reuters)-On Wednesday, US Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan ranted against the planned switch to the "PetroEuro" by Iran for oil sales which he claims endangers the PetroDollar and the plain old American greenback. "I can't stan...
A new group for men, calling itself "The Color Keepers," has announced a march and rally in Washington, D.C. for Monday, September 5, 2005. This date falls on the observance of Labor Day. When asked about the reasons for the rally and march, group...
WASHINGTON - No Americans now think President George Bush or any member of the Republican Party are honest according to recent public opinion polls.
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