The Wailing Wall - (Ass Mess): Israeli sources have repudiated reports that the Bush Administration will employ UK Prime Monster as some sort of Middle East Mr Fix-it and insisted that when he steps down from his job as UK Prime Monster of June 27 he...
London - (Ass Mess): Speculation about UK Prime Monster Tony Blair's new job as a Middle East envoy is a joke according to senior NATO military intelligence sources who have laughed at the idea of the fictional "Quartet of Middle East Mediat...
Glastonbury - the excitement over for another year.Wet and muddy but a good squelch was had by all.
London - (Ass mess): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has signed his own arrest warrant and will be taken from Number 10 this Wednesday 27 June in handcuffs to a pre-arranged cell at London's HMP Belmarsh according to reliable police sources.
In his final speech as Home Secretary, John Reid has announced radical new plans to reduce the UK's soaring crime rate, overhaul sentencing and address the problem of over crowded prisons.
The private equity firm Blackstone has now gone public for 41 billion. With the movie Evan Almighty a disappointment at the box office on Friday, Americans had little else to do but bid up the price of Blackstone from 31 to 35 dollars.
Washington Toast - Partnered with starting a war on false information a few miles away, and managing to turn that area of the world into a tinder box, George Bush is making plans to appoint good friend Tony Blair special envoy to oversee Palestinian...
Soon-to-be ex-Prime Minister, Tony Blair, has signed away the rights to his wife Cherie at the recent EU summit in Brussels.
Prime Minister Tony Blair is to convert to Islam once he leaves office, it has been announced. A spokesman said "Tony has always been interested in Islam and has many Moslem friends in other countries, such as President Mubarak of Egypt and more...
Tel Aviv - (Ass Mess): The head of Mossad has told press reporters that he "nearly pissed himself laughing" at UK press stories that Pope Joseph Ratzinger will convert to Catholicism "within days of meeting with UK Prime Monster Tony B...
London - (Ass Mess): Albion's ancient prophecy that the ravens will leave the Tower of London when the UK's Prime Monster is finally arrested for treason appears to be hours away from its chilling fulfillment.
The Cabinet whip-round for Prime Minister Tony Blair's leaving present has led to accusations of pilfering being levelled against Deputy Prime Minister and womaniser John Prescott.
Thousands of conscripts who were stuffed down coalmines during World War II will receive a 'special honour' for their endeavours, outgoing Prime Minister Tony Bliar has said.
Tony Blair has accepted an offer by the United Nations to be the newly created Ambassador for Stirring Up Trouble, it has been disclosed.
London - (Ass Mess): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair is scheduled to meet with Pope Ratiznger on Saturday 23rd June in a valedictory visit to shore up support guaranteeing continued covering up for his personal confessor Fr Michael Seedy.
British Prime Minister Tony Blair and American President George W Bush plan to team up to present a new reality TV show next year. The show provisionally titled "So you want to be a world leader……"
London - (Ass Mess): A legal defence fund in the cash-for-peerages scam has been set up for UK Prime Monster Tony Blair and his cohort Deputy PM John Prescott with Cabinet Ministers are being asked to contribute £80 each in a "whip-round".
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