Written by sue roberts

Monday, 25 June 2007

Glastonbury - the excitement over for another year.Wet and muddy but a good squelch was had by all.

The stages were dominated by brilliant performances from the K bands; The Killers, Kasabian, Kaiser Chiefs and the Kooks.

A special mention to Seth Lakeman, Patrick Wolf and Mika who suffered by having the K in the wrong place.

A surprise appearance by Tony Blair, fresh from his farewell tour of the world, shocked festival-goers. With a hastily formed band and a spanking new guitar, he mesmerised and audience gathered to hear The Killers, with a competent rendition of 'Obla-dee-obla-da'.

Basking in the amazed reaction from his audience, Blair indicated the stage and his band and announced: 'This is the real me. This is what I should have been doing all these years!'

To which his audience could only nod in agreement.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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