London - (Ass mess): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has signed his own arrest warrant and will be taken from Number 10 this Wednesday 27 June in handcuffs to a pre-arranged cell at London's HMP Belmarsh according to reliable police sources.
"The same goes for Gordon Brown and the rest of the cabinet plus 90% of the Tory and Lib Dem front benches", sources close to MI5 confirmed today.
Blair's actual departure has been spun by spooks to the media as a fond farewell from Drowning Street straight to his weekend grace and favor retreat of Chequers, where he will sit it out until the builders have finished wrecking the new pad in Connaught Square.
And in a well-rehearsed move the CIA has also hinted that the well-publicised US working holiday Blair is claiming to take next week will include addressing the UN Security Council on Independence Day 4th July.
"We've planned the tosser's departure for over a year," security/intelligence sources said today.
"And we are delighted at the huge press coverage that will guarantee Blair's final exit from Number 10 will be viewed by hundreds of millions on TV screens around the world."
Lord Levy is on life support.