A backed up toilet is causing concern on the international space station with reports that turds have escaped the cistern and are now floating freely throughout the entire laboratory.
On the ever shifting moonscape of medical specialities, the proctologist has consistently found themselves coming up the rear. A new insertive action committee of assmen and asswomen has been fighting to improve the public perception and the professi...
The people of Norway have spent millions of dollars phoning in to a television show in which the viewers can watch members of the Norwegian Royal Family defecate live on air.
Would you believe it? A man actually bought a load of crap at Bonhams auction house in New York for $960 (£486).
Something is really polluting the water in Florida. According to Reefer-Rooter plumbers Harry Curler and Ted Touchingcloth, over 50% of the homes they visit to do some type of work or another, they find turtle heads clogging the toilets.
Delia Smith, the well-known TV celebrity cookess and Norwich City fan, has been accused of putting the lives of millions of people at risk, and was today labelled "a real threat to peopl...
CHICAGO, IL - A number of angry Chicago residents have filed a class action lawsuit against Midwest Milk, accusing the state's largest dairy producer of allowing thousands of cartons of spoiled milk to bypass quality control tests before...
Top TV illusionist Derren Brown, 37, has stunned his many fans by revealing his secret fetish - stealing dog turds from the back gardens of his wealthy friends.
ThSpoof.com - With the 'convenience paper' factories closed, and turd workers on strike, the world has been left caught with their pants down, and their bottoms dirty.
Archaeologists have discovered human droppings in a cave in North America that date thousands of years earlier than original evidence of a human presence in North America.
In a new report, due out next week, a government expert has warned that bullshit will run out by the year 2015.
In a shocking move Ford Motor Company is releasing a new gas guzzling sports car for 2009.
When archaeologists excavated brick tombs outside a ceremonial site for an early king of Egypt, they expected to find the remains of high officials who had been sacrificed to accompany the king in his imaginary posthumous travels.
Spoof writer of note Mr. MyHat2u soiled himself today whilst composing a turd retribution story aimed at fellow writer Duncan Whitehead, who is of less note.
German company Boehringee Ingelheim, maker of the number two leading laxative "Doocolax," is suing number two US fast food giant Tako Bell for unfair trade practices, an attorney representing the laxative maker said today.
Capitol Hill- In an attempt to rid himself, once and for all, of the turd stories that circulate through TheSpoof.com, Dr. Maxwell lobbied today to have Congress step in. Many of the Congressmen and women agreed with Dr. Maxwell that turd stories wer...
A Kansas woman, having spent the last quarter century emptying her bowels was finally released from her white enamel prison today, saying "I was caught short after a Big Mac but I didn't think I'd be on the throne for 25...
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