Proctologists Probe Reasons for Being Stuck in the Rear of Medical Specialities

Written by Pointer

Saturday, 10 May 2008

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Proctologists Insert Their Superiority

On the ever shifting moonscape of medical specialities, the proctologist has consistently found themselves coming up the rear. A new insertive action committee of assmen and asswomen has been fighting to improve the public perception and the professional respect given to Proctologists.

PR Proctorological evangelist, Finn Gerr- Updaasss, keynote speaker at the UP, Up with Anal Conference on the shores of the Finger Lakes in Upstate NY went Biblical on the asses of the audience: "Yes, the alpha is where it all begins, somebody say esophagus! But the anus is the Omega to the esophageal alpha. This is where it all ends up in a great eschatological scatological liberation, somebody say poop shoot!"

The poop shoot prophet led the usually stiff ass doctors in a chant of we're number one while the usually rubber gloved rear enders wore their foam number one fingers with new found pride!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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