A throne made of solid gold costing 55 MILLION was claimed on expenses by Conservative MP Douglas Hogg, it was revealed by the Telegraph last night. Angry taxpayers and members of Hogg's constituency immediately jammed the switchboard of his luxur...
Harriet Harmon, the Minister for Alliterated Names, has again changed her mind about becoming party leader, proving that Labour used to be indecisive, but now its not too sure. It seems that some newspapers, especially the Daily Torygraph, declare...
The leader of the official opposition, David Cameron, today tried to gain a few more political points and push him towards securing the next general election. David Cameron, the Leader of the Conservative party, was seen helping in Hackney, Londo...
Westminster - Senior Conservatives are more than a tad concerned regarding the recent performances of party leader 'Do Nothing' David Cameron. Criticism has been levelled at Cameron following his seeming inability to make his mind up about anything.
The Conservatives today launched plans to allow primary schools freedom from local authority control in a move which is being widely seen to give the green light to them launching local profit earning businesses. Said a spokesperson, "We are build...
Conservative leader David Cameron went on a rampage today, declaring the budget announced by Chancellor of the Exchequer Alistair "Hold me" Darling as "Madness". The budget itself certainly had some surprises, with the UK borrowing levels reaching...
In a recent poll carried out in my house, Labour showed a shock 100% lead over the Conseravtive party. In a secret poll amongst 100% of the voting age population in my house, both the voters suggested they would be voting Labour in any up coming e...
Gordon Brown's future as leader of the Labour Party was thrown into to doubt following revelations that he is a prolific contributer to popular online newspaper The Spoof. Following the recent slur email scandal our source, Mr Ben Downing-Street,...
The true extent and contents of the emails and blogs by Damian McOmen of the Labour party were revealed earlier today. Mr McOmen has retired from politics as a result. The Prime Minister was first in to apologies saying that it was actually not a...
In a joint statement issued by Tory Leader David Cameron and Shadow Chancellor George Osborne, public sector workers, such as; teachers, policemen, council workers and nurses ("especially nurses") will be punished by public high street floggings.
Pre-teen 'dad' Alfie Patten has stated he will vote Conservative in the election after next after next. The tabloid victim has announced David Cameron is the only man to heal "Brown's broken Britain." He explained in the 2013 election when he w...
Former Countdown presenter Carol Vorderman has been hired by the Conservatives to front their new fiscal policy team, we can exclusively reveal. A spokesman for David Cameron said that the brunette brainbox was taking time out of her hectic schedu...
The world of politics was shaken to it's foundations today, when David Cameron announced that he plans to step aside in 2010 to enable the return of Margaret Thatcher. At 83, all but her most insane supporters would not have contemplated such a co...
London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): A sordid Tory pact with the Hellfire Club protecting the Omagh bombers, assorted 'God's Banker' murderers, the Brinks-Matt bullion heist gang, Lord Lucan's killer and Shergar's kidnappers is at the bottom of a con...
Twilight series author and budding billionairess, Stephanie Meyers said that she was proud of her sexsual morality tale in which no one gets to get it on whether its sex or blood that turns them on: " My religion has always taught me that the b...
London - (Seedy Ass Mess): Tory shadow immigration minister Damian 'The Omen' Green is currently holed up in a Special Branch 'safe house' (sic) after Anti-terror cops found a link to backstabbing frontbench colleagues still smarting from the Oleg...
Today many were asking why David Cameron is the Conservative Party leader, as he made yet another uninspiring bleating speech about nothing very much. Labour Prime Minister Gordon Brown said :'Ha ha ha, don't ask me, the guy's so dull he makes Joh...
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