'Do Nothing' Dave Has ZERO Strategy Shocker

Written by Skoob1999

Monday, 27 April 2009

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Westminster - Senior Conservatives are more than a tad concerned regarding the recent performances of party leader 'Do Nothing' David Cameron. Criticism has been levelled at Cameron following his seeming inability to make his mind up about anything. One senior Tory complained that all Cameron was capable of doing was criticising the government whilst singularly failing to suggest any viable alternative.

Lord Fauntleroy of Dagenham was even more scathing:

"The man's a bloody idiot. A buffoon I say. His answer to every question, be it the economy, the environment, relationships with other governments, whatever, is to do nothing."

The Duke Of Hackney appeared to agree:

"This damned fool has failed to grasp the nettle. He's had it all laid out on a platter for him and he's come up empty. I doubt he's even capable of beating the one-eyed Scotsman in an election."

We asked 'Do Nothing' Dave for a comment but he said he didn't feel it would be appropriate and that things were probably best left in abeyance.

More when we make our minds up about something, anything really.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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