If you're going to the chapel and you're goin' to get married...going to the chapel of love? Why not tie the knot in the newly renovated NY City Hall Chapel of Love. Why go to Vegas and have some beer reaking Elvis officiate at your marital fiasco wh...
A Saudi mother has been told that the enforced marriage of her child may be illegal. Fatima Foodstuffs, who lives in Qasim province, north of the Saudi capital Riyadh, has been told that under no circumstances should she have accepted the dowry of...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A proposition to ban the practice of allowing same-sex couples to break their sacred vows of matrimony was passed by California voters in Tuesday's election. At a ballroom in San Diego, the mood of supporters gathered in suppor...
In a recent study by John Lennon University, Liverpool, it was shown that married men live on average seven years longer than their unmarried but dating counterparts. This outweighs any early deaths from being overweight, drinking too much or smoking...
Paducah, Kentucky resident Debbie Arlene Bluharty, 48, affirmed her faith Thursday in both her sixth marriage, to local band drummer, Bobby Jim Casey, 54, and the existence and compassion of unicorns. "I feel my own guardian unicorn watching near...
Dearest Madame Bitters, Yesterday when I came home from work early I got the shock of my life. I walked in on 'Stan,' my husband of 8 years dressed up in women's clothing, some of which are mine. He was even wearing panyhose, heels and makeup! Stan swears to me he isn't gay and that he dresses in women's clothing to 'unwind.' He also confessed he's been doing it since he was a teenager. I don't...
Hair-trigger temper men across Britain awoke to the news that they may soon be able to hone their partner bruising skills for free, via a new Government incentive scheme. Police chiefs had recently reported the amount of officer hours wasted on do...
A French court of appeal has overruled the decision to annul the marriage of two Muslims because the bride had lied about being a virgin. Fatima Ras al-Slapper had married Ratchit al Haj bin Wankin in a Kandahar-style Muslim wedding ceremony in t...
Sir Paul McCartney has a new girlfriend say close friends and family members but thus far has been able to keep it a secret. Plus, she apparently has a lot in common with Sir Paul's last wife, Heather Mills. "Yes, she's a lot like Heather", stated...
Annapolis, Md./ Blue Crab News - Oops! Joe Biden stepped in it again when he announced at one of his rare Senate reelection stops that the state's welfare mothers receiving $42,500 in cash benefits may have to be taxed in order to fulfill Obama's ec...
As the election draws near, California voters are being bombarded with radio ads about Proposition 8, but there is one that they did not expect to hear. Those opposed to same sex marriage are running ads in favor of Proposition 8, which would defi...
Over the hill fake space Captain James T Shatner today unleashed a torrent of abuse against his Star Truk co-star of too many years George Takeaway after the oriental sausage jockey told him to 'Stay the fu*k away' from his 'wedding' to long time bum...
The perennial attack by Christ-loving, gay-hating fundies on societal efforts to grant some protections to same-sex love relationships is once again being waged in the sands of Arizona. The new story is the racy ad campaign of the Religious righties.
Manuel Uribe of Monterrey, Mexico, classed as the World's Heaviest Man by the Guiness Book for weighing 1260 pounds, will marry his long time girlfriend this week. The Bride is also a person of note in the Guiness Book, having the record for being...
George Bush today risked the wrath of Christian America today when Vladimir Putin and himself finally tied the knot in a lavish ceremony in the Alamo today. Putin, who previously claimed he had always had a passion for bush, was forced to clarify...
Philadelphia PA-- Anthony Romero was arrested today on bigamy charges. Prosecutors say he married at least 23 times, all of them women from his South Philadelphia neighborhood. All the women lived in the same modest blocks of row houses in the Italia...
RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CALIFORNIA - Sources close to Samantha Ronson, 31, have stated that she and actress Lindsay Lohan, 22, are planning on getting married in the not-too-distant future. A free-lance reporter asked Samantha who of the two would be a...
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