Luxury car manufacturers such as Mercedes Benz, Lexus and BMW are calling on GPS software companies to include more features used with calculating routes as the needs for faster cars is different to that of the humble motorist. For many users, the...
John Prescott aka Fatty Two Jags has emptied his garage of executive saloons in favour of an entirely new style of car: a yellow Beetle convertible. Tom Foolery, sales manager at Doncaster's VW garage, watched with shock and ore as the portly politi...
Detroit MI, September 2020: A consortium of American automobile makers rolled out their first prototype model of a four wheel all electric airbag. This six passenger car has been built in response to all those adults, who as children were raised in a...
According to AP, "Electric and hybrid vehicles may be better for the environment, but the California Legislature says they're bad for the blind. It has passed a bill to ensure that the vehicles make enough noise to be heard by visually impaired people about to cross a street." I, on the other hand, have my own ideas to accomplish this: 1) Equip the visually-impaired with helmets and rubb...
As it seems certain that Ford and General Motors may become bankrupt in the next few months, former bankrupt's MG Rover look certain to buy out the two failing western car manufacturers and move them to China.
Sizerville Pennsylvania - Amish cattle breeder Abe Withoos proudly announced a new hybrid vehicle today that he says will "Take over da roads of America, Yar!"...
BBC Top Gear presenter, newspaper columnist, author and jeans wearer Jeremy Clarkson has admitted he actually knows nothing at all about cars.
Following recent transfer disappointment over such cars as the Seat Torres, The Ford Street Kaka, and the recently produced Nissan Messi and Renaultdinho, Norman Getridovitch has instructed used car dealer Big Popeye Doyle to import more wheels from...
Potential Rolls Royce purchasers have been warned to remain alert when they purchase their new Rolls, and not just because the world needs more lerts. An influx of Rolls Royce copies, made in Korean sweatshops, are flooding the British market, and wo...
Jeddah Saudi Arabia: The world's top automotive engineers and scientists met in this Red Sea port city to address the automotive fuel cost crisis.
Police were last night stunned after attending an incident in the outskirts of Liverpool where a vehicle was found to have all of its wheels on.
Hiroshima, Japan- Acura unveiled its new luxury line of sedans at a Japanese auto show last week. Honda, which owns the luxury line acura, intended the new A/SS for American sales only because of the abundance of pure uncut assholes who need cars thi...
(Raliegh, NC) - Thanks to some sharp eyed grandchildren and one overly sensitive grandparent, the North Carolina DMV has decided to replace for free any license plate containing the letter combination "WTF." Told of this potentially $400,0...
In a hard-fought battle between final contenders Dudley in the West Midlands, the Liverpool Borough of Toxteth, the London Borough of Tower Hamlets and Manchester's Moss Side, Dudley has won funding to house the National Hubcap Museum. The decisio...
The ASBO vehicle manufacturer Hummer has announced their new 'climate friendly' vehicle today. Unusually for the manufacturer, the only emission from this vehicle will be water.
A woman with a hideously obnoxious laugh, was thrown from a moving vehicle by her husband of 13 years.
An upper-class twit from Paddington, Howard I. Noh, discovered today that his Range Rover actually has indicators.
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