Questions have been raised over talk show host Oprah Winfrey's commitment to weight loss after she consumed an entire cow at the President's inaugauration dinner and was later seen toasting Barrick Obama from a large gravy boat filled with custard.
Washington, DC - Soon the backbone of our economy, America's middle class, blue-color workers, men in hardhats, steel toed boots and holding black lunch-buckets on their laps on their way to their new jobs promised will be seated alongside the nation...
President Barack Obama, until now the darling of the American public and as apple pie as a Bee Gees singer, was today arrested by Humberside police for what they called 'mindless hooliganism on an awesome scale', at the Hull City versus Millwall FA C...
White House Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs, announced today that President Barack Obama will be releasing a new book in the summer of 2009. The book is a follow up to the bestseller "The Audacity of Hope", however the theme has changed from politic...
Honoring a promise to his children, United States President Barack Obama today announced the official decision on getting a First Dog for the Whitehouse. After examining several choices, including Snoop Dog, Under Dog, and a friendly mongrel from bac...
Not to be outdone in the news headlines Barack Obama has announced, through his newly appointed press officer Dr. Jill Giggle that he is to divorce his First Lady, Michelle, to marry Pole to Pole dancer Sarah Palin! Having heard the news that Brit...
GULFPORT, Mississippi - President Obama visiting an old high school friend who now lives in Gulfport today announced that he has named Eldrick Tont Woods, better known as Tiger Woods, to be his new Secretary of Sports. The Department of Sports is...
NY/NY/ Rolling Stone Medicinal News - Hardened NY City drug cops announced today the latest in name branding to cash in on the nation's latest President: Bags of Crack with a red 'OBAMA' label that has taken street corners by storm. Undercover NAR...
TAMPA, Florida - President Barack Obama is not only showing the entire world that he can definitely handle the job of president, but come Feb. 1, 2009, he will show the world that he is an accomplished guitar player as well. NBC has just announced...
WASHINGTON D.C. Using a series of Executive orders, President Barack Obama has renamed the Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) and fundamentally changed its mission. The new organization will be known as the Radio Enforcement Agency and will be headed by f...
Although Barack Obama may have barely started his Presidential duties, his spokesman has confirmed that the new US President will indeed be a candidate in the 2012 US Presidential Elections. Yesterday, Mr. Obama's spokesman had the following to sa...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Upon meeting Congressional leaders to discuss an economic stimulus plan with them, US President Barack Obama addressed news on the country's economy. "I've asked Larry Summers... my top economic advisor, to give me daily briefings...
Despite worsening conditions in Israel, ongoing insurgency in Iraq, and a difficult war in Afghanistan, the American people are keeping their priorities in order. Not even the worst economic times in nearly 50 years seems to be more important than ho...
Cancun, Mexico - Given the overwhelming evidence that torture is an ineffective interrogation method (aside from being a War Crime), President Obama signed an executive order prohibiting the practice by U.S. intelligence officers. Instead, he has ord...
President Barack Obama has signed an executive order ending the easterly rotation of the planet on its axis that has characterized much of these first five billion years of Earth's existence. The executive order will maintain the current mean an...
Washington/DC/ Financial News as Usual - Financial Analysts have finally called the DEMs TARP scheme what it really is: Just another BLANKET COVER UP to shield excessive greed and political corruption! Highlighting the TARP disgrace is the break...
An historic and unprecedented 'hush' descended throughout the world last Tuesday morning as nearly 7 billion people watched while then-president-elect Barack Obama was sworn in several times as the 44th President of the United States of America.
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