Not to be outdone in the news headlines Barack Obama has announced, through his newly appointed press officer Dr. Jill Giggle that he is to divorce his First Lady, Michelle, to marry Pole to Pole dancer Sarah Palin!
Having heard the news that Britain's Prince Harry, has split with his girlfriend Chelsy Davy, after five years and a £5 million roller coaster courtship, to devote all his time in supporting the real Chelsea, Obama said "it is my constitutional duty to the American people that I grab as many news headlines as I can and will not be upstaged by some jumped up ginger cracker in the UK"!
In response to the above news British PM Gordon Brown has announced he is to sell his near bankrupt GB UK Ltd. to Al-Qaeda for the less princely sum of £1 sterling!
