LAFAYETTE, Louisiana - Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice was in Lafayette on the Southern leg of her book signing tour. Rice, who recently underwent breast augmentation surgery, proudly boasted that she was as thrilled as a python at a ki...
DETROIT - The rumor that had been running rampant throughout the city of Detroit and lower Michigan for the past month has become reality. Detroit Tigers owner Michael Ilitch has confirmed reports that he has in fact sold his Major League Baseball...
Breaking news story from one of our editors has just revealed that "one" of the women who has claimed to have bedded the TIGER is now selling his sperm online. Meri Figrillo, a hostess from a pizza parlor in Las Vegas, claims that "not all of the...
New York - (Small Potatoes): A new biography of screen legend Warren Beatty sets the benchmark for celeb shagging at 'around 13,000,' easily eclipsing current top US lothario Tiger Woods. According to the memoir the 72 year-old movie actor, direct...
Missing for over a month, the elusive Tiger Woods, MAY have been seen entering an Argentinean Fertility Clinic known to pay BIG BUCKS for a super secretive artificial insemination program designed to produce Super Athletes. The Clinic, and the pro...
CAMEECHA LAKEETA, is a 16 year old resident of her village who recently returned from a class trip to the United States and had brought back with her a newspaper bearing headlines of the Tiger Woods scandal, Her village people gathered around her...
Tiger Woods has today announced that he has taken up darts as he thinks its only in golf you try to get birdies. Woods is being coached by Phil the Power Taylor 14 times World Darts Champion who has told us that its early days coaching Tiger but t...
An iconic caddy, formerly 'on the bag' for Tiger Woods, was seen last week humping bags for hire at Heathrow during the Christmas Rush. Caddying since he was 6, and a low handicap golfer himself, suddenly found himself out of work as Woods was dr...
Third-world dictatorships routinely condemn criminals in trials where the defendant is absent, but Kim Jong Il, the midget tyrant ruler of North Korea, has established a new international precedent. Abel Rodriguez, Senior Reporter of The Spoof, ea...
Sponsors, PGA planners, hotels that depend on their golf tournaments for a lot of their yearly income and several charities say that they are the latest to be screwed by Tiger Woods. "Sure, those women may get their funds for keeping their mouths...
CHEYENNE, WY - Still recovering from the Tiger Woods scandal, the sports world finds itself mired in yet another public spectacle. Three-time PBA tour champion Slim "Fats" Fettwanst is suing Lurlene Jenks, owner of the "Preemptive Strikes" 32-lane...
HOLLYWOOD - Jaime Foxx has just been signed to portray Tiger Woods in The Candlelight Motion Picture Company's movie, Tiger Woods - The Player And His Bevy of Bitches. The film will be A Hole-In-One Production in association with Sand Trap Limited...
It seems that Tiger Woods' indiscretions might well cost him a lot more than he first feared. DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDREL Despite Woods, 33, apologising for the hurt his "infidelity" had caused his wife and children, shaving giant Gillette said toda...
YUMA, Arizona - Tiger Woods turned 34 on Wednesday, December 30. And for his birthday his attorneys drove him to Yuma, Arizona, where he was registered into The Prickly Saguaro Cactus Rehabilitation Center. Alvin McFlannel and Max Greenbaum both a...
Elin Nordegren has admitted that she was "just PMSing really bad" when she beat up husband Tiger Woods last month. Mrs. Woods said from her vacation hotel in Nassau that "I knew Tiger was sleeping with everything with a hole and a nice pair of tits,...
A spokesman for a major energy producing Titan, speaking off the record, said that recent events in the Sporting World, have forced them to reconsider their idea to bring back a highly popular ad campaign with the slogan "Put a Tiger In Your Tank!"...
More Tiger Woods controversy surfaced today when one of the leading cheerleaders of the Dallas Cowboys admitted that she had had a 'fling' with the world's number 1 golfer in 2007. Tammy Slagg, 20, a vivacious blond vixen, said that she and Woods...
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