Jor-El van der Sloot, the nutbag who is suspected of murdering women in Peru and The Bahamas --and who played bass for Hole and Smashing Pumpkins, I think-- is bragging that he is just as much the Cocksman in jail as he was on the outside. Psycho...
It seems that suspected double-murderer and sociopath, Joran van der Sloot can't make his mind up about whether he really is a killer or not. Van der Sloot has confessed to killing US citizen Natalee Holloway in Aruba, and Stephany Flores in a Lim...
Inmates at a Kentucky prison have apparently been flushing everything they can down the commode to stop it up. "They're placing towels, sneakers, old underwear and other debris down toilets, causing problems for the operators of the local sewage treatment plant", stated a prison spokesman. "We've been up Shit Creek for three months! hee hee hee." "Why?" "Just don't give a shit. Aha! Ha! H...
Phoenix Joe has just seen newly released statistics that you are more likely to get run over by a car than you are to go to prison for committing a knife crime in the UK. Which makes no sense of all the NuLab government claims to be getting tough on...
Incarcerated sociopathic international playboy Joran van der Sloot has apparently complained to his Peruvian jailers that threats against his personal safety made by fellow prisoners are just so unfair. Van der Sloot, arrested after a Lima hotel r...
Convicted Sex Slasher Amanda Knox doing soft time in Italy under the watchful eye of her mentor Silvio Berlusconi, sent a twitter of condolence to Serial Sociopath Joran van der Sloot upon hearing he had confessed to another murder and might be jaile...
The Home Office has discovered that record prison overcrowding is not due to successful conviction rates but innocent members of the public breaking-in to 'bagsy' seats for the World Cup. Wardens have always allowed in a trickle of people to deliv...
Spinning the court's ankle locator news as best they could, Lindsay Lohan and her publicist quickly announced her new line of ankle bracelet jewelry that also doubles as a GPS tracker and BFF message device. Styled strangely similar in size and sh...
UK prisons have a record waiting list of men wishing to enter prison because they're either sick of not getting their "leg over" with women or enjoy a bit of cheap Gay sex for a change. Those being rejected will turn to anything for a short stay i...
Michael Douglas blames fame for Cameron 'Screwups' not that David Cameron him that's due to become Prime Minister of the UK, its Michael Douglas's son Cameron. Douglas has said that fame in the family and the many drug and alcohol abusers have had...
A conglomerate of Wall Street firms has announced today that they are purchasing the US Federal Prison System. The surprise announcement came as news surfaced that there were possible criminal investigations going on that would implicate many top Wal...
After filming her raunchy prison video, Lady Gaga, enjoyed her time so much amongst the horny, female prisoners she demanded to stay a night or two in the slammer. She offered the prison director, Lady Maud Clit-Suck, a bribe and a part in her vid...
Due to exposure through reality soaps like "The worlds hardest prisons" and Louis Theroux visiting San Quentin, PRISON BITCHES are now are organising a union called "The BFPBU" (leave that one to your imagination!). Sick of being passed around fro...
Two British citizens were sent to jail in Dubai today, after losing their appeal against conviction for kissing in a restaurant after they had a cup of hot chocolate. Its just as well they did not copy the scene from When Harry Met Sally as they migh...
A SICK PERVERT who attempted to fake his own death by SELF-ABUSING himself for forty-eight hours was today sentenced to spend the rest of his life in a recently-carpeted bungalow in beautiful Lytham St Annes, AT YOUR EXPENSE! The MONSTER who canno...
The forthcoming marriage between sex-swap Psycho Douglas Wakefield - who killed his uncle 36 years ago, and also murdered an inmate at Parkhurst - and lethal Lesbian Thelma Purchase - jailed 2 years ago after suffocating the disabled man she was cari...
Reports out of Nevada's Lovelock Correctional Facility seem to confirm what everyone long suspected; America's All American Running Back, OJ Simpson, has slowed down some, and now has resorted to bending over the ball, rather than carrying it! A r...
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