Jor-El van der Sloot, the nutbag who is suspected of murdering women in Peru and The Bahamas --and who played bass for Hole and Smashing Pumpkins, I think-- is bragging that he is just as much the Cocksman in jail as he was on the outside.
Psychologists agree that this may be the case.
"Women who send love letters and proposals of marriage to famous criminals are not uncommon," said Dr. Nicole Brisamiel, a doctor of some sort. "That doesn't mean that they are not 100% f-cked in the head because of it, but it does happen."
In fact, the doctor said that it is inadequate attention by a parent that causes these women to seek love from men that'll be sh-tting in aluminum toilet for the rest of their lives.
"Even more proof that a dad who is more interested in Miller Lite and playing PS3 games will screw up a child for their entire lives."
Van Der Sloot was defiant -- and, in my mind, speaks like the Swedish Chef from The Muppet Show -- when asked for comment: "You're damned right these chicks love me, and I can't wait to slide my knife . . ., er, I mean my manhood, deep inside of them.
Vanderbeek was then hit in the back of the head with one of those metal lunch trays they always have in prison movies.
