World-wide Press Orifice, It has been reported that Angelina Jolie is so fed up of running around after other people's kids and doing Brads laundry that she feels she needs some time to herself.
The Oakland Raiders shocked the football world when they selected actress/humanitarian/mother Angelina Jolie as their top pick in the NFL draft. Raider's owner, Al Davis, said he fully expects Jolie to show up for training camp in August, althou...
Hollywood - (Ass Mess): Jolie: the French word means pretty, as in pretty woman, pretty girl. But Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie is sitting far from pretty in health terms according to a celebrity gossip column which has stated unequivocably that...
London - Actress/sex kitten Angelina Jolie announced today that she would be seeking to adopt Prince Harry.
Actress Jennifer Aniston has revealed that she was nearly adopted by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt prior to them adopting their fifth child, Pax Thien, while in Vietnam.
Angelina Jolie's agent today confirmed that the Pitt-Jolie's have started adoption proceedings for popular baby polar bear Knut. The couple hope to bring home the new addition to their ever expanding family next Wednesday, although the stars...
Somerset, Evening Herald Tribune. - Pneumatic mouthed Shakespearian actress Angelina Jolie and ex porn star Madge D'Honneur have been in a race to adopt as much of Africa as they can.
(Blacksburg, VA) -- United Nations Envoy for Children, Refugees, & Lip Gloss Angelina Jolie, never one to shy from the glare of the media spotlight, has adopted the entire student body of Virginia Tech. Madonna, pop star and celebrity adopter, expr...
(New Brunswick, NJ) -- A Jet-lagged and clearly lost or mislaid Angelina Jolie, UN Special Envoy for Children, Leather goods, & pushUP Bras admitted she was a "tad befuddled" by all the goings-on in New Jersey, North Carolina, and Darfur...
Nassau, Bahamas - (ReUterus): A consortium of movie backers is wooing Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt to audition for the lead role of Larry Birkhead in the forthcoming film Dannielynn the Movie.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie secretly married this weekend in a secret wedding somewhere in Africa. No details are known of the ceremony, except that the children that they have adopted from 167 different countries all served as bridesmaids, groomsm...
The latest addition to the growing Jolie-Pitt family has barely been introduced to his new family, but already his new mum is on the look-out for another child.
WINDHOEK, OSHIWAMBO, REPUBLIC OF NAMIBIA, AFRICA, WHATEVER--(UNASSOCIATED PRESS ) Standing in front of their home in South Africa, a relieved Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie thanked INTERPOL and
Angelina has picked up her Vietnamese son, who is still very shy, and is said to be on her way to the finalise the paperwork to bring him home.
The Mexican-born Hayek, who is engaged to French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault, has family plans that cross the globe -- plans she first came up with when she starred in "Desperado."...
Naomi Campbell move over there is a new outraged, tantrum throwing bella on the block - ANGELINA JOLIE.
"Please baby, just one more mouth full" - Brad pursing his gorgeous kissable lips begging Angie to eat the crispy green salad stabbed onto the 24 carat gold fork gripped in his masculine hand. "Please just for me, and darling Jennifer is not watching."...
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