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Funny story: New Reality Show Will Test Contestants To The Maximum

New Reality Show Will Test Contestants To The Maximum

A reality television show that will test its participants to the maximum debuts this week on new American cable channel Sicko. Zoophobia challenges ten members of the public to survive as long as possible in a small, inescapable enclosure filled w...

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Funny story: George Bush Discovers Land of Narnia

George Bush Discovers Land of Narnia

George Bush today told reporters the extraordinary news that he has discovered the legendary land of Narnia in his bedroom wardrobe. The 63-year-old said, "I got up in the middle of the night, opened my wardrobe door and saw snow falling on this huge...

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Funny story: Poor England Performance Blamed on 'Eccentric' Training Sessions

Poor England Performance Blamed on 'Eccentric' Training Sessions

Critics have blamed England's poor performance in their opening World Cup game against the USA on 'eccentric' training sessions in which the players practice with bricks instead of footballs. The bizarre technique was recently introduced by coach Fab...

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Funny story: George Bush Makes New Home on the Moon

George Bush Makes New Home on the Moon

George W. Bush today spoke of his excitement after his first week on the surface of the Moon. The former President emigrated with wife Laura to Earth's nearest neighbor in an attempt to counter his weight problems after his unhealthy diet saw him bal...

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Funny story: Obama Has New Pet

Obama Has New Pet

At a packed White House press conference today, Barack Obama showed off his new pet elephant. The 48-year-old President met the 14-foot animal named John last month on an African safari, and the two are now inseparable. The friendship, however,...

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Funny story: Man Breaks World Motorcycle-Eating Record

Man Breaks World Motorcycle-Eating Record

Ecstatic Gus Rismore is celebrating after entering the Guinness Book of Records for eating the most motorcycles in a 24 hour period. The 460 pound farm-worker from Spring Valley, Nevada chomped his way through an astonishing ninety-eight bikes, beati...

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Funny story: President Obama Declares War on Australia

President Obama Declares War on Australia

American president Barack Obama has caused controversy by declaring war on Australia. At a heated press conference at the White House Obama told reporters: "What did Australia ever do for us? Sure they may have invented the didgeridoo, the kangaro...

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Funny story: Medium Acorah in TV First

Medium Acorah in TV First

Spiritualist Derek Acorah is set to attempt a TV first by contacting the spirit of Phil Collins' pet dog. 'Buster', a 10-year-old German Shepherd, died in 2005 after mistaking a small land-mine for a Frisbee, and pop-star Collins is eager to hear...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Sculpture to Replace Statue of Liberty

Michael Jackson Sculpture to Replace Statue of Liberty

Late pop legend Michael Jackson is set to cause controversy from beyond the grave with a new 150 foot tall bronze sculpture of the dead singer that will replace the Statue of Liberty. The new bronze creation, which will feature Jackson in his icon...

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Funny story: Hugh Grant in Webcam Shocker!

Hugh Grant in Webcam Shocker!

Suave British film actor Hugh Grant has stunned fans by revealing his new spare-time activity. The cash-strapped Four Wedding and a Funeral star has been performing steamy webcam stripteases for Hong Kong businessmen. Grant, 48, charges his sleaz...

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Funny story: Hilary Clinton Explodes

Hilary Clinton Explodes

Observers were left horrified today as U.S. politician Hilary Clinton exploded. The 60-year-old Democrat left witnesses shell-shocked after detonating in Washington DC while delivering a speech on health care. Washington resident and Hulk Hog...

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Funny story: Gazza becomes Freddy

Gazza becomes Freddy

Paul Gascoigne's fans are about to see him like never before - as horror movie villain Freddy Krueger! The 41-year-old former England International is following fellow footballer and part-time chimney sweep Vinnie Jones into the acting business b...

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