Written by Darwin

Thursday, 16 October 2008

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One of Hugh Grant's clients, who wishes to remain anonymous

Suave British film actor Hugh Grant has stunned fans by revealing his new spare-time activity. The cash-strapped Four Wedding and a Funeral star has been performing steamy webcam stripteases for Hong Kong businessmen.

Grant, 48, charges his sleazy customers $3 a minute for his cucumber strip show, performed in his Hollywood hotel room.

Grant's friend and local snorkeling club member, Dick Strainer, told reporters that Grant got the idea after losing most of his money in a high-stakes game of poker.

Says Strainer: "After two weeks of living on baked beans and second-hand bread, Hugh decided that he needed a new source of income, so he thought he'd give it a go."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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