George Bush today told reporters the extraordinary news that he has discovered the legendary land of Narnia in his bedroom wardrobe. The 63-year-old said, "I got up in the middle of the night, opened my wardrobe door and saw snow falling on this huge forest. I decided to check it out."
While some have questioned his sanity, Bush insists that he entered the magical land, befriended a talking lion, and saved the inhabitants from an evil witch.
"I guess I could have been dreaming," concedes the former President. "But it was one hell of an adventure. I just wish it could have been Middle Earth instead. I've always wanted to meet a hobbit."
Bush informed reporters that he has also discovered the lost island of Atlantis in a bowl of cornflakes.
