Capitol Hill (Flaming Press)-- Lemming Liberal Democrats (i.e. Libocrats) in both the House and the Senate have unanimously agreed that 'lame duck' President George W. Bush is way too valuable to be let go simply because of c...
Minneapolis (Bakers Daily News)-Spread the good news! Spread the butter! Spread the margarine! He gave his life to save the world of its breakfast sins! And today he is risen, to sit at the right hand of the eggs and morning...
NEW YORK (Pulp Friction)-Controversy seems to find a way to surround those in the limelight with no talent, no looks, no brains and no business opening their mouths when nothing but greenhouse gases escape to infect and infuriate us...
CAPITOL HILL (Disassociated Press) - Libocrat leaders in both Houses of Congress are in a state of shock and awe! They have all-of-a-sudden unanimously come to the conclusion that not having George Bush around after 2008 will complet...
CAPITOL HILL (crAP)-Washington insiders are reeling at the latest libocrat lunacy to lambaste the land. In a radical 180-degree flip-flop from their traditional rant over the separation of church and state, liberal namby-pambies in b...
Elk Droppings, MT (TheSpoof.com) - Here's the straight poop right from the scoop! Well into 'her' cross-country whirlwind tour-de-farce democratic presidential candidacy campaign, Hillary 'Remember Bill' Clinton m...
DAMASCUS, Syria - President Bashar Assad is anxious for Syria to bring east and west together by adding a star to the American flag, U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said Wednesday shortly after talks with the Syrian leader.
The PENTAGON (Armed Forces Digest) - Al-Qaeda leaders in Iraq are poised to adopt the SURGE strategy in the likely event that the dubious Democratic majority in the U.S. Congress shoots down the measure, thus shooting down lame duck...
HOLLYWOOD-(TV Guide) There's a new saying down at ABC Studios: Too much of a good thing is just the thing! The ratings-grabbing smash hit WIFE SWAP's latest episode had quite the unexpected ending. L...
BETHESDA, MD-theSPOOF! (Exclusive)- Doctors at the National Institutes of Health revealed today the results of a decade long study into why libocrats (term for a mutation created by the incestuous intermingling of liberals and democrats) are a...
DETROIT (MotorNews)--With oil prices at astronomical heights, Hollywood and Motown have teamed up to do what diplomacy and armed conflict haven't been able to accomplish: to deliver to the American people an alternative to long lines at the ga...
*EXCLUSIVE* [SpoofNews-New York] At a surprise press conference today, prominent architects and pentagon officials announced a plan to revolutionize urban renewal projects. After exhaustive economic analysis, logistical research and informatio...
Ground Zero, EARTH--In what may be the last weather prognostication ever, residents of the Third Rock from the Sun were given fair warning that the concept of the "Eternal Summer" is not just a metaphorical expression...it's abou...
EL PASO, TX (UPI)-U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officials are finalizing plans for a new strategy aimed at resolving the out-of-control illegal immigration dilemma plaguing America's workforce, economy and way of life.
NEW YORK (CBSNEWS)-Heads will soon be a-turnin' in the direction of soon-to-be CBS Evening News anchor Katie Couric. But eyes will focus not so much on the television screen as across the glossy ‘naughty newsless' pages of...
ST. LOUIS, MO (AP)-Animal rights activists and environmentalist wackos rallied in the parking lot and thronged around the plant entrance of Energizer Holdings, Inc., home of the world famous Energizer bunny, to protest the unfair and inhuman t...
AREA 51A, LOMA LINDA, CA-SpoofNews has exclusively uncovered a secret so sinister, so diabolical, so horrifying, so unbelievable, yet in the final analysis so typical that it leaves the most naïve and uninformed, the utmost politically savvy a...
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