Miami, Florida - Misogyny, Inc, an independent research company, has released an extensive study which proves that there is a direct correlation between a woman's breast size and her workplace efficiency. The study clearly shows that a 38DD br...
A new cooking show will explore the many ways inventive and desperately poor cooks can utilize crumbs to make luscious recipes. With the bleak economy and most people unable to afford pricey ingredients such as milk, eggs and flour, the Get Real...
Iconic American diet and exercise guru, the "Godfather of Fitness" Jack LaLanne, has been exposed as a fraud. Even though he ate healthy all natural foods and juices, carried out a daily and very self-disciplined exercise regimen, and maintained a p...
In honor and recognition of the Ya-Hoooos after which Yahoo named itself, Yahoo has announced it will hold a big noisy tacky party in Dallas, Texas with big vats of BBQ, Country-Western honky tonkin boot scootin music, pig racing, beer swilling and...
CalabasASS, CA - In earth-shattering news coming out of Tinsel Town, Kim Kardashian, one of the three whorish sister stars of the reality show, "Keeping Up With The Kardashians", was seen dating an actual white man last night at Club Mango in Nort...
New York - As aging, tottering Playboy magazine drags its way into the 21st century, Hef's two sons are poised to take over from where dear old dad left off. However, they realize things have to change to keep up with the times. "We're like, yo...
The Tittler Tattler has gotten a hot exclusive interview with Amber Tawny Belle, one of porn's hottest babes. We caught up with her at home, here's an insider sneak peek into her hot hot life! TT: So Amber, what's the craziest thing you've ever done in a porn flick? ATB: Hmm, well, what I think is crazy other people wouldn't. Not sure. What's your definition of crazy? TT: So, Amber...
The 2014 Winter Olympics, to be held in Sochatlysincsinofioenfr, Russia will see a number of new rules and regulations going into effect. The Olympic Committee has issued a statement saying that they have wisely given up fighting against t...
Charlie Sheen's pet pooch, Goddess, has reached the end of her leash and gone off the deep end. The mutt of unknown pedigree, age 7, has been by Charlie's side night and day, through good times and very very bad. Sharing a home with She...
Hollywood - A special award will be presented at the next Academy Award show to the Royal Wedding itself. Hollywood has been so captivated by this spectacle that they feel it is award-worthy. Director Stephen Schpielberg says, "Royal...
Bethesda, Maryland - The owner of one of the most famous booties in the world will be filming a Public Service Announcement on behalf of the Colo-Rectal Surgeons of America. Because her PSA may not be available in your area, in the interests of public health, we are printing it as follows: "Hey. Beyonce here. Ya'll know my booty is the most bubblelicious in the world and I wanna keep i...
Hollywood, CA - After watching the stunningly suave Bible reading given by James Middleton at the royal wedding of his sister Kate, casting agents in Hollywood and the UK have confirmed it is a "done deal" that he will be the new face of Bond - Ja...
USofA - Even though the findings will come as no surprise to anyone, especially not to Americans, scientists have officially confirmed that so-called "blue blood" is green in color. "The green color comes from humongous amounts of ill-gotten mo...
Brave celebrity Cougar babes Jennifer Lopez , age 59, Liz Hurley. age 65, and Demi Moore, age 72, are stepping up to raise money for good causes worldwide by agreeing to let their artificially brunette-dyed hair show its true color: old lady g...
James Middleton, the brother of Kate, did a "marvelous audition" at the royal wedding with his theatrical and attention-getting bible reading, according to executives at Cinecrack Studio. They contacted Mr. Middleton immediately after his show sto...
Washington, D.C. - In some parts of the U.S., the continuing drought and severe lack of rainfall has had evolutionary repercussions. Some people feel it is a good thing and leads to a happier and more efficient lifestyle. Bottom line, many Americ...
London, England - The happy couple revealed they've already picked out names for their future offspring and can hardly wait to share it with the world. These two are conservative types, but they also are part of a new world and want their chi...
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