Written by Honey West

Saturday, 30 April 2011

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Eyesight Is At Risk Viewing Gray Hair

Brave celebrity Cougar babes Jennifer Lopez , age 59, Liz Hurley. age 65, and Demi Moore, age 72, are stepping up to raise money for good causes worldwide by agreeing to let their artificially brunette-dyed hair show its true color: old lady gray. Friends and family say putting their heads on the line is the ultimate sacrifice and should not be taken lightly.

Friends of La Lopez say, "We are so proud of her. She says she doesn't care if she looks like a scary white haired ancient Latina bruja hag witch, if it's for a good cause, she's ready to do it." Jen's hair has been gray for the past 40 years and has been dyed every single day to achieve the lustrous laboratory enhanced look that she's famous for.

The "go gray" challenge is even more painful and tricky for Demi Moore, the oldest of all the gals. As the wife/mom of youngster hubby Ashton Kutcher, 19, washing the gray away has become a second-by-second problem for her. Pals say, "The minute a gray hair pops up, Demi dyes it out of existence, she nukes that thing. She spends a lot of time every day chasing gray hairs. It's not an easy life."

Brit beauty Liz Hurley, one of the vainest creatures on earth, is suffering deeply as she lets the white hairs emerge naturally from her skull for the first time in over 30 years. But she has a good heart and wants to help humanity so that "my life will finally count for something. I'm ready to get real and look terribly terribly old. Scary, but feels raaaather good."

The three fake brunettes have agreed to pose for a one-time photo session showing their actual, real time old lady gray hair color. The horrifically frightening photos are expected to bring millions if people can stand to view them without permanently damaging their eyesight. Protective "gray hair goggles" will be available upon request.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Charity, cougar

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