The first of thousands of California National guardsmen have arrived at the border of Mexico and Arizona. The guardsman will take up post along the border and around known illegal trafficking trails and are under strict orders from the Federal Govern...
Unemployment claims have dropped for the second week in a row. The Obama administration was quick to take credit for the lower unemployment claims. "The figures don't lie!" stated one unidentified official. How can the citizens of this great coun...
Osama Bin Laden has asked the American Government for assistance with flood relief in Pakistan. In an undated and unconfirmed taped statement found floating in the floodwaters of Pakistan, the Taliban leader pleaded to the kindness of the US Gover...
The Chinese Holiday entered its eleventh day with the highest turnout ever. The Holiday named, "Chinese Fire drill celebration" is an annual Chinese event were thousands of motorist line up on the Main highway around Beijing and conduct the Fire d...
The Chinese Government asked (At gunpoint) there top scientist to discover the cause of the now ten day traffic jam around Beijing. After a night of drinking and close studying of the information and Ariel photos, they all came to the same conclusion...
Nine days ago, Chang Chew was single and on his way to work in the city of Beijing when he became caught in the world's largest traffic Jam. 8 days later and still stuck in the traffic jam; Chang Chew became a married man. "Me is so happy," Chang...
North Korea, determined to flex its muscle against the war games that the US and South Korea are conducting, executed thousands of fish yesterday. "We warned the Americans and our ex-Brothers in the south that if they carried out these exercises,...
The President of Iran informed the United Nations to stop lying about global warming. "This Global warming is all a fabricated lie made up by the Western Imperialist." He announced to the empty United Nations chamber.He also stated that the Ice A...
In order to protect the civilian population in Afghanistan, General Patreus has Re-issued American forces with paint ball guns. "I will not tolerate Civilian casualties," he was heard ranting and raving in his two thousand dollar a night condo. Ameri...
The USDA announced today that in order to counter the racial tension brought on by the firing then rehiring of a black Agriculture Department employee, they have fired all white people and black people. "There, are you happy now?" one fired employee...
The producers of American Idol have began a new Idol series. "The Next American Idol Judge." Additions will begin in Hollywood California, at a soon to be announced date. Contestants will be judged on the following criteria. Ability to be rude...
Ex President Clinton was all smiles at Chelsea's wedding reception this afternoon. That was until one of the Bridesmaids was discovered under his table. The Bridesmaid was discovered after she inadvertently tripped a waiter when she stretched her cra...
Now that District Judge Susan Bolton blocked the Arizona immigration law, many immigrants who fled to Mexico are scratching their heads and wondering; "how do I sneak back into America?" Human smugglers who have been assisting illegals over the y...
With the Arizona law about to be put into effect, thousands of illegal's are trapped at the border. The Mexican government announced, "Unless these people have proper Mexican Identification, we will not allow them into our country." The Mexican...
A missing fire crew that was last heard from three days ago was found alive and well; along with the first two rescue parties who disappeared looking for the crew. The California forest fire that began six days ago, was thought to be coming under...
The Mexican government is cracking down on US illegal immigrants coming into Mexico to work at the factories moved down from the US. "These are Mexican Jobs that these illegals are taking," said the unidentified Mexican President of Mexico who w...
A local liquor store was held up last night but by the time police arrived the said robber was gone. The night clerk reported that at 12:12 am, a white male approximately 5 foot, 9 inches tall with long brown hair and bad teeth walked into the...
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