Illegals returning to Arizona

Funny story written by truybill

Thursday, 29 July 2010

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I love America

Now that District Judge Susan Bolton blocked the Arizona immigration law, many immigrants who fled to Mexico are scratching their heads and wondering; "how do I sneak back into America?"

Human smugglers who have been assisting illegals over the years, say "business is booming, Mucho gracias senorita Susan Bolton." Referring to the District Judge who made the ruling.

The Arizona Governor has hinted at opening an investigation into possible ties between Human smugglers and personnel with the Federal Government who might be receiving kick-backs from the smugglers. A senior government official said, "Smuggling is a billion dollar operation that has even attempted to go public on the stock market."

The Mexican Government, not knowing what to do with all the returnees has started a new program to assist those who wish to enter America. The official stated, "It's cheaper than starting a welfare program; that's what America is for.

Stay tuned for updates as possible. This reporter, reports it as he thinks it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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