The producers of American Idol have began a new Idol series. "The Next American Idol Judge."
Additions will begin in Hollywood California, at a soon to be announced date. Contestants will be judged on the following criteria.
Ability to be rude, not willing to get along with others, willing to sleep with the judges, have no singing ability, no acting ability, must be famous and encourage your fans to watch show for boost in ratings, and a few undisclosed abilities.
Regular people need not to audition as this is only open to the "I use to be somebody until I screwed up and embarrassed my self in front of the whole world." Many of the Hollywood ex-elites are expected to make spectacles of them selves for the chance to once again be embarrassed on national TV.
Some of the top names expected will be, Vanilla Ice, Mel Gibson, Lindsey Lohan, President Obama, Sara Palin, and many more not afraid to show themselves in public. Michael Jackson is said to be considering coming out of death to give it a shot; if he is able to find a Doctor willing to give him any shots. There might be more on this later, but at this point no one really cares.
