California National Guard placed along US / Mexico border

Funny story written by truybill

Friday, 3 September 2010

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The first of thousands of California National guardsmen have arrived at the border of Mexico and Arizona. The guardsman will take up post along the border and around known illegal trafficking trails and are under strict orders from the Federal Government that they are there for observation and to report what they observe and only allowed to assist when requested.

One official wanted to make it perfectly clear that these Guardsmen will be heavily armed and when needed will be used. "The Boarder separating the US and Mexico has been a battle ground for to long," a senior White House employee stated. "It is time we take back control."

The Guardsman will be monitoring the Boarder Patrol agents to insure they do not disrupt the New Immigration Highway. "These Boarder Patrol agents have been harassing these Hispanics for to long.

Their racial profiling has to end. For now on illegal immigrants will be issued flare guns as they cross into the US, if at any time they are harassed by Boarder Patrol agents, all they need to do is fire a flare and the National Guard units will assist in ensuring a safe passage. This has been a special Spoof report, GOD I hope we have no updates.

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