North Korea, determined to flex its muscle against the war games that the US and South Korea are conducting, executed thousands of fish yesterday.
"We warned the Americans and our ex-Brothers in the south that if they carried out these exercises, there would be war." Stated a North Korean Government official.
North Korea fired 110 artillery shells into a large school of fish which they believed to be spying for the South. "These fish were observed crossing into our waters then back to the south," a North Korean Navel officer announced. "They were gathering information, what else could they had been doing?"
North Korea responded to the unprovoked attack with a large fish fry and Beach party. "The fish was very good," stated a South Korean Military official.
