Written by truybill

Wednesday, 28 July 2010

image for Mexico refuses to take illegal immigrants fleeing America
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With the Arizona law about to be put into effect, thousands of illegal's are trapped at the border. The Mexican government announced, "Unless these people have proper Mexican Identification, we will not allow them into our country."

The Mexican President who wished to stay anonymous fears the fleeing emigrants are a trick made up by the US government, and are actually the spearhead of a US invasion force.

"If these were real Mexicans trying to return home then they should have Mexican identifications. So far all we have seen is poorly made fake Arizona driver license's," Stated Pedro Hernandez, a Mexican immigration officer working a busy Arizona crossing site. He stated he wasn't authorized to give any comments and asked to not be identified.

The US Government denies the accusations made by the Mexican government. An unidentified top US General recently removed from Afghanistan, stated, "This is not part of our invasion plans, although it is a good idea. Our plans are a lot more complex."

As for now, thousands are trapped with no where to go. Smugglers are offering too help for a small one time fee of an undisclosed amount of US currency.

We will have more on this breaking story later.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Mexico

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