Outback Australians were told to stay indoors to avoid being struck by an out of control piece of space shit. The Japanese asteroid space probe returned to earth via the great Australian Outback, near a military site in South Australia. Rail an...
Aussies can't stand Sydney! Or is that Sydney can't stand Aussies? In a audit of which City rates the best to worse, Sydney came in first as being the most congested and unaffordable City to live in not to mention the folk who appear to be right u...
Cher's former daughter, Chastity, now son Chaz, is reportedly celebrating her to his sex change operation and four years with girlfriend Jennifer in L.A. There was no sight of Cher, but those close to her say she is still upset that her daughter b...
The world woke up to more refreshing news this morning, Russell "bad tempered" Crowe had crocked it. Sadly though another hoax. Just as the rumour Justin Bieber had passed away to twink heaven. Crowe woke up to find himself being taunted as...
Hot, sexy and outspoken Christina Aguilera admits she can love a woman, but the thought of living with one is out of the question. The hit singer is married, and seems to be bi-sexual rather than Gay, but I can't confirm that until I actually whit...
The Pope has used the divine cell phone to call upon angel voiced Susan Boyle to perform for him when he visits in September. The Pope has a crush on the velvet tones of the 49-year-old star and has invited her to sing as part of a public mass in...
President Barak Obama is trying to gather some "down" time to concentrate on the words to use in the new Nelson Mandela's book release. The President has found some how found time to write the foreward to, soon to be released, Mandela's book. S...
Porn addicted Australian's can claim help on the Countries failing Heath System Now, if your a porn addict - live in Australia, you can now claim your treatment through the Countries free Medical System, Medicare, and they recon' your treatment w...
Angry Australian tax payers have been told the Federal Government will pay a fee to the professional golfing gigalo, Tiger Woods, to attend the Australia Master Golf Open. A spokesperson for the department of Sleeze and other Crap says Woods is c...
What does Miley Cyrus really want? That's a question her boyfriend no doubt is asking. As if pole dancing in New Zealand with a Gay man wasn't enough Miley she was seen pashing another woman, an eye opening experience for many a Hetrosexual man an...
Strewth, I find it hard to imagine what any living thing would look like at 100, but 157 years old? George Burns was sprightly at 99 but they say a woman in Indonesia aged 157 is still working, walking and smokin'! In fact the woman still has a...
Just when you thought you had read it all, along comes another Justin Bieber story. Yawning away reading about Bieber maybe good for insominac's though for fans, well they just can't get enough of the young 16 year old money making machine. New...
Whether Justin's Gay or not, his tattoos aren't helping his macho image. Recently, Bieber had a Seagull inked on his pelvis, complimenting his hip hop bone. The family say it's tradition, they all (the family) have the beach bird embedded on th...
President Obama has again postponed a visit Australia, which was due later this month. The first cancellation came in March where he says the passing of Health took a long and hard push, but a priority. Today he's blaming Oil in the Gulf of Mex...
Come as you are is a French advertising campaign being used by McDonald's in an attempt to lure the young gay buffed boys and parents into their stores. Like me, if you're gay, you'll spend a life time trying to keep up with the Matthews, Lukes an...
Did Fran Drescher turn her ex-husband, Peter Marc Jacobson, Gay. While he's "out" there enjoying the life he never had with Fran, "The Nanny" star says she is in no way responsible for he turn in sexuality. Now, come on, after being together fo...
It seems Charlie Sheen has reached an agreement with authorities in Colorado over domestic violence allegations involving his wife, though either party would disclose details. Sheen has reportedly thrown himself at the mercy of the court over assa...
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