108 Year Old Confirms Age Of 157 Year Old - Strewth!

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Tuesday, 8 June 2010


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Strewth, I find it hard to imagine what any living thing would look like at 100, but 157 years old?

George Burns was sprightly at 99 but they say a woman in Indonesia aged 157 is still working, walking and smokin'!

In fact the woman still has an incredible memory, clear sight and has no hearing problems. She speaks Dutch quite fluently, as Indonesia was a Dutch Colony until 1945.

Though there is a disadvantage of being so old.

Locals say she blows a mean fart and her breath smells like camel shit.

No one is doubting the claim, though if true, she really is old, God she's even passed the world record holder of the longest living person - who lived until the age of 120!

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