Russell Crowe Denies He's Dead - Justin Bieber Believe's He Is Still Living

Written by Knowles

Saturday, 12 June 2010

The world woke up to more refreshing news this morning, Russell "bad tempered" Crowe had crocked it.

Sadly though another hoax.

Just as the rumour Justin Bieber had passed away to twink heaven.

Crowe woke up to find himself being taunted as dead on the net, shit now that's story.

After throwing everything in site around the room, Crowe confirmed his wellbeing.

Now if he'd passed on God help us, I couldn't bare to see non-stop news stories and film fests on cable or free to air television paying tribute to the dead actor.

Though, with the two hoax's, one has to wonder if publicist's now have fallen down the "low life ladder" by generating such crap for the free promotion. One wonders?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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