Charlie Sheen To Beat Himself With Hundred Dollar Bills

Funny story written by Knowles

Wednesday, 2 June 2010

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Ooh, that's right Benny, harder!

It seems Charlie Sheen has reached an agreement with authorities in Colorado over domestic violence allegations involving his wife, though either party would disclose details.

Sheen has reportedly thrown himself at the mercy of the court over assault charges stemming from an argument with his wife, allegedly saying he'll slap himself around with the millions earned from Two and A Half Men.

Sheen would feel the pain of the beating, those notes are not a feather duster, especially when bulked in ten's of thousands of notes.

Not only the pain but the overwhelmingly stench of the smell of money may cause nausea.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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