Christina Aguilera Loves Her Sex Both Ways

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Friday, 11 June 2010

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Hot, sexy and outspoken Christina Aguilera admits she can love a woman, but the thought of living with one is out of the question.

The hit singer is married, and seems to be bi-sexual rather than Gay, but I can't confirm that until I actually whitness this - though there's no mention of Christina being and exhibitionist!

He hubby lives with the bi gal and seem to put up with her sexual habits, "Dirrty".

She was heard saying she can love a woman, but not live with a woman, I think I can relate to that.

But ask her about cock, she's made about it and couldn't live without it.

What a life, Aguilera is only 29, rich, famous, sexy and bi - sexual, now that's the life I aspire.

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