Times are tough. Things have gotten so bad that pharmaceutical giants, Large Pharma, can no longer afford to test new drugs on unsuspecting people from remote African villages. An unidentified CEO from one of the major pharmaceutical companies sa...
Chemist Richard Christie recently discovered the latest addition to the Periodic Table of Elements-GaGa or as his geek friends call it gaganesium. After his historic discovery, Christie promised himself and the world that he would honor the great...
The smells wafting from a New Delhi sewer have buckled many a man's knees. The odor is so disgusting that neighbor's pray for the smell of hot garbage or at least a nasty cabbage fart. Due to the robust diet of the natives, the sewer systems give...
Spoof writer, Guy Bellefonte, has been in awe of his recent work. Articles like Mel Gibson Hates Month of Jew-Lie and Rogue Angel Tells All About God & Heaven have had limited success on The Spoof, leaving Bellefonte beside himself. "I really...
Start paying attention to the Ten Commandments! This is the advice from a rogue angel that descended from heaven in late winter of this year. Sitting in a white gown and emitting a heavenly aura, the angel, who does not have a name, gave us a bri...
When Anthony Kim, a 38 year old IT consultant, was asked by co-workers if he was on Facebook, his response was automatic. "I think I have an account or whatever. I don't get why people are on there all day." His fellow colleagues moved on with their conversation while Kim stared at his bologna sandwich desperately wanting to run over to his cubicle to check his Wall for updates. His da...
"If I Can't Sell Your House, I'll Burn It Down!" and that's a Chad Frank Promise! Chicago, IL- It's 9am Thursday morning and dozens of people have gathered at the Holiday Inn Conference Center anxiously waiting to hear from Chad Frank and his "ho...
This weekend, while most people are asking themselves, "Will Lebron James stay in Cleveland?" James Brubaker should have been asking himself and anyone with some compassion, "Do you think these burgers are done?" After taking advantage of the Firs...
Orlando, FL- Juan Esposito's bold move during this morning's rush hour paid huge dividends as he successfully sent a witty text message to his work buddy in response to his equally witty initial text. "I heard my phone beep and I instantly knew I...
When former CEO for Commodore, Herbert Jack, was surfing the internet he was amazed at how much his old products were selling for on ebay. "I didn't realize there was still a market for our product," said Mr. Jack. "Now that I know these old prod...
Folks having difficulty sleeping are turning their sets to the World Cup matches. The soothing horns, calm announcers and lack of scoring make it the perfect recipe for sleep. "The matches are on at crazy hours so I can usually find one in the mi...
Queens, NY- The nation's high unemployment rate has led to higher than average vacancy rates and delinquent tenants for numerous apartment building owners. The owners have a very important rule: Pay Your Rent of You're Out. This sounds simple...
Sandra Bullock's success in the movie industry has not translated into a successful personal life. Just weeks after dealing with her cheating husband, Jesse James, Ms. Bullock recently found out that her new son has been secretly seeing another...
Ocean City, NJ- As if the New Jersey oceans weren't dirty enough, a recent study suggests that people are more likely to pollute the oceans now more than ever. "I see the footage from that Gulf spill and think, is my beer can really going to be th...
Arlington, VA - Justin Crane wants you to get up to the minute information about his most recent bowel movements by following his twitter account. "I have a high fiber diet which I make no apologies and I'm so proud of my movements, I want the wor...
Des Moines, IA- Frankie Donovan recently set a dubious record at St. Francis Elementary School-repeating second grade for an unprecedented third year in a row. The Donovan's received the news late Friday afternoon. "We're a little disappointed,...
Covington, LA - British Petroleum has estimated that today's oil kill has a 60-70% of success at stopping the massive oil leak. So what happens if this latest attempt should fail? BP executives feel like they have two options: 1. Deal with a...
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