Written by Guy Bellefonte

Tuesday, 15 June 2010

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Got Floppy?

When former CEO for Commodore, Herbert Jack, was surfing the internet he was amazed at how much his old products were selling for on ebay.

"I didn't realize there was still a market for our product," said Mr. Jack. "Now that I know these old products will move, we are going to paint them a bunch of different colors, like Dell did, and see if electronic companies are interested."

Commodore feels like its products have stood the test of time and are ready for re-entry into the market.

The laptop is approximately 35 lbs and is not very portable. The software has been updated and is available on floppy. The computers will come with a complimentary version of Rayman.

Mr. Jack ended his interview by saying, "I just hope there are enough losers out there that will buy this junk. Let me be perfectly clear, I need these idiots to buy multiple computers and fast. I have some fetishes and major addictions that need to be bankrolled. I've got bugs crawling all over my skin and I need a fix fast. These stupid computers can't get on the shelves fast enough. I'm sorry for venting, I'm going through a rough patch. Can I borrow a couple bucks for bus fare? How much would a blumpkin pay me?"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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