Spoof writer, Guy Bellefonte, has been in awe of his recent work. Articles like Mel Gibson Hates Month of Jew-Lie and Rogue Angel Tells All About God & Heaven have had limited success on The Spoof, leaving Bellefonte beside himself.
"I really thought I would be in Hollywood writing for a sitcom or something. Instead I'm submitting articles online with little to no response. It's disappointing and a little sad to say the least," Bellefonte said to himself.
After a few minutes of online pornography, he continued, "I mean, I write this stuff and think-Hey this is genius. Then it goes unnoticed by just about the entire internet. I don't get it."
Bellefonte, unemployed by trade, has been kicking around the idea of starting a workshop called, "How To Never Get a Comment on Your Blog." If that is successful, Bellefonte will start an afternoon session called, "How to Waste A Good Part of Your Day Writing Stuff Nobody Will Read."
"I think I have a niche and I'm certainly an expert on the topics," he sobbed.
