GLADIATOR STAR Russell Crowe is in hot water after cooking a neighbour's pigeon. Buckley Jones, owner of 'Champion Pearl', a pure bred Arabian racing pigeon, was distraught after discovering Crowe had eaten the bird. Jones, 45, said: "I'll neve...
KERMIT THE FROG, the lovable green hero of TV's The Muppets, has been a family favorite for years. But in claims likely to stun fans, the star has been accused of 'exposing his penis' to children. Bobby-Lee Broke, an unemployed father of two fr...
Writer Topkkat was open-mouthed this morning following genuine news that Tony Blair's hopes for the EU Presidency were fading fast. The laughing puss, who cobbled together a spoof describing how the former PM had turned down the role, watched a st...
The current 'five a day' message of eating fruit and veg is to be abolished. Government advisor Dr Moe Green has published a controversial report calling for a revised set of 'Five a Day' guidelines. He says: "Enough of having fruit and veg ram...
Each week sports writer Gary Puddle meets a sporting legend. This week it's KEVIN KEEGAN, beloved footballer and legend of the Kop. Here Puddle lays bare the man behind the hair. I'm not sure what to expect. I meet Keegan at his bungalow just outside Walthamstow. I've been told he can be testy sometimes. I don't want to get off on the wrong foot with one of Britain's best-loved footballers, so...
Former Prime Minister Tony Blair has shocked European leaders by refusing the nomination of EU President. Blair who, behind-the-scenes has been lobbying hard for the role, is said to have made the U-turn after talks with aides. Blair was said t...
Comic relief and funnyman Lenny Henry is to re-open Crossroads. The self-styled 'Birmingham buffoon' is already the face of the 'Anyone Inn' but having caught the B&B bug is now branching out on his own. Crossroads, the 1970s soap opera fam...
Scientists at Hackney University say it may now be possible to live forever. Remarkable research, published this week, will show that by inhaling air into the lungs, it may be possible to maintain life. Team leader Dr Margaret Dung, who led th...
Hollywood hard man Jason Statham will visit his home town of Buckinghamshire to sign copies of his autobiography: "Bucking Tough Guy". Statham, star of Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, denies he wrote the book in a bid to make some cash and...
SEWAGE company WaterWaste has joined forces with The Bun to giveaway FREE money. The establishment which celebrates its centenary this year will award the funds to the first 200 readers who write in. "This is no gimmick" insisted CEO Harvey Bob...
TV GIANT Stephen Fry has been announced as the new face of Crisp'n'Dry. Fry, 59, described the venture as a 'bit of fun' and claimed to have been a lifelong admirer. He remarked: "I'm a massive fan of Mr Potato and one of the nicest ways to eat...
"Dear Brucie..." He is one of our national treasures and a showbiz legend. And despite being one of our busiest veterans, Bruce Forsythe gives his views on life and its dilemmas. Hello my loves and welcome to another edition of 'Dear Brucie...' First of all though, what a week it's been. I've been here, there and everywhere. Who says I'm doddery? But back to business. My postbag, unlik...
France's First Lady Carla Bruni raised eyebrows when she was seen buying a KFC Bargain Bucket on the outskirts of Paris. Sweeping up to the eaterie in a cavalcade of cars, Bruni stunned on-lookers by heading for the popular restaurant. Staff cl...
EXCLUSIVE: In a shock twist to the already twisted saga of the Beckham Brand, one doctor claims to have evidence that Victoria was born a man. Milwaukee gynaecologist Dr David Pupkin said there was "no doubt" in his mind that Victoria was male.
Home Secretary Jacqui Smith is rumoured to be joining hit TV show Dancing on Ice. Smith, whose time in office was stained thanks to her husband openly masturbating, has neither confirmed the stories nor denied them. A spokesperson said: "It's a...
'Stick It up Your Jumper!' star Caffy Buckle will feature in ITV2's new series 'Lunchbreaks'. Buckle who last year starred in the Broadway production of 'Get Down Shep!' has spoken of her delight at being back on home soil. Caffy, it's good to have you back - how was life in the States? It was great. They really made me feel at home. I'm even on surname terms with Scorcese and Di Caprio!...
Arsene Wenger will no doubt be nursing a hangover this morning after celebrating a stupendous win with Subutteo. The football manager with the Thunderbird face proved he was no puppet yesterday as he slammed home a record 13 goals. He said: "I...
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