Beckham could be a man says doctor

Funny story written by PuddyTwat

Saturday, 24 October 2009

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Victoria: Is that a shadow or something else?

EXCLUSIVE: In a shock twist to the already twisted saga of the Beckham Brand, one doctor claims to have evidence that Victoria was born a man.

Milwaukee gynaecologist Dr David Pupkin said there was "no doubt" in his mind that Victoria was male.

"She has implants, stubble and a hard, sinewy physique with hardly any softness or curves. It is my belief she had an artificial womb implant in order to carry her children."

Continues Dr Pupkin: "Nor were they delivered via the normal channels. I have seen Mrs Beckham's medical records and they confirm her sons were delivered through her anus."

In Beckham's home, many people agreed that Victoria was quite mannish. Said one who refused to be named: "She's always behaved like a cock so I can't say I'm surprised."

The Beckhams refused to comment but last night their publicist said: "Victoria is busy designing jeans and as far as she's aware, she has never been a man. And nor for that matter has David."

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