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Funny story: Stepdad Overheard Complaining About Expenses During Disney Trip

Stepdad Overheard Complaining About Expenses During Disney Trip

Under pressure to provide an enjoyable vacation to Walt Disney World for his new wife and stepchildren, Ronnie Combs from Huntsville, AL, was overheard complaining on the third and final day of the vacation. While waiting in line at the Haunted Ho...

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Funny story: Man With No Arms and Legs Sues Theme Park For Kicking Him Off Ride

Man With No Arms and Legs Sues Theme Park For Kicking Him Off Ride

ANAHEIM, CA (AP) - David Lochner looks through some pictures pointing out ones where he's playing second base and being used as a Frisbee. Unfortunately, he has no hands so no one can tell what he's referring to... The father of two from Aurora, C...

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Funny story: Ferris Wheel Operator is Just Itching to Throw the Brake in the Middle of the Ride after releasing the Seat Locks

Ferris Wheel Operator is Just Itching to Throw the Brake in the Middle of the Ride after releasing the Seat Locks

Percy Twirl has been working the giant Ferris wheel at Jumpin' Jimmy's Amusement Park without incident for close to two decades now. But as of late, Percy Twirl has just been itching to unlock the seat locks and pull the emergency brake somewhere in the middle of a ride when the Ferris wheel is chock full of fannies. Percy finds himself more and more clenching and unclenching his right hand as...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Girlfriend Selena Gomez Announce Plans To Build A 40 Ride Amusement Theme Park

Justin Bieber and Girlfriend Selena Gomez Announce Plans To Build A 40 Ride Amusement Theme Park

TARZANA - Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez recently spoke with Fuchsia Garfunkel a reporter with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle. The very happy couple announced plans for a brand new amusement theme park that they have been talking about since la...

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Funny story: Disney Organization to Purchase San Francisco

Disney Organization to Purchase San Francisco

San Francisco CA: The Walt Disney Company announced today that the organization will purchase the City by the Bay from the State of California. A specific cost has not been mentioned, but analysis indicates that an offer of roughly California's curre...

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Funny story: Napoleon Theme Park Plan Stymies Spoof Scribe

Napoleon Theme Park Plan Stymies Spoof Scribe

Plans to build a Disneyland-style theme park dedicated to Napoleon have angered a writer whose job is poking fun at the French. Former government minister Yves Jégo plans to build the park at Seine-et-Marne, just south of Paris and the site of the...

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Funny story: One Man Freak Show At Granite Fairgrounds

One Man Freak Show At Granite Fairgrounds

Granite Co.- Chuck Unger, the typically reserved and grizzled dairy farmer from Tuckersville, Pa., is now officially a freak. Well, at least from August 21-27. Organizers of the Granite County Fair, an extremely popular annual event, have decid...

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Funny story: Tottenham plans Harry Redknapp theme park at Olympic site.

Tottenham plans Harry Redknapp theme park at Olympic site.

The ongoing dispute between Tottenham Hotspur and West Ham over the future of the Olympic Stadium took a new turn today. West Ham have asked for an enquiry to be established into their rival club's plans for the site after it was revealed in the...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Admits Knowing Nothing About An Alleged Affair Between Marc Anthony and Jada Pinkett-Smith

Jennifer Lopez Admits Knowing Nothing About An Alleged Affair Between Marc Anthony and Jada Pinkett-Smith

LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana - Jennifer Lopez was in the Bayou State where she had brought her three and a half year-old twins, Max and Emme to visit The Giggling Gator Amusement Theme Park located in Lake Charles. The park's director Beauregard Thibod...

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Funny story: More Film Theme Parks On The Way

More Film Theme Parks On The Way

Hot on the heels of the opening of the Harry Potter Theme Park in Orlando, Florida in 2010, Hollywood Studio Warner Brothers have announced that a Harry Potter Tour will become a reality in the U.K. The attraction will open its gates to the public...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Demands That George Clooney Apologize For Calling Her Kids, "A Pack of Brats"

Angelina Jolie Demands That George Clooney Apologize For Calling Her Kids, "A Pack of Brats"

LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana - Brad Pitt is currently in New Orleans filming the latest in the Indian Jones adventure series of films entitled, Indiana Jones - The Search For The Alternative Life Style. The film also stars Harrison Ford, Neil Patrick H...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder of "The Vampire Dairies" Spotted Nuzzling Below The Santa Monica Pier

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder of "The Vampire Dairies" Spotted Nuzzling Below The Santa Monica Pier

SANTA MONICA - Two of the stars of The Vampire Dairies took advantage of the beautiful February springtime weather and visited the Santa Monica Pier. Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder spent the afternoon enjoying themselves after having spent seven...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato Ride The Fastest Roller Coaster In The World Hitting Speeds of Up To 285 MPH!

Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato Ride The Fastest Roller Coaster In The World Hitting Speeds of Up To 285 MPH!

LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana - Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato, who was just recently released from a rehab clinic after a three month stay, were invited by the CEO of the South's newest and biggest amusement theme park to attend the opening...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Caught Caressing Ines Sainz 'Caboose' At Knotts Berry Farm

Robert Pattinson Caught Caressing Ines Sainz 'Caboose' At Knotts Berry Farm

BUENA PARK, California - A local Left Coast newspaper is reporting that Robert Pattinson star of the Twilight vampire series movies and Ines Sainz star sports reporter for Mexico's Azteca TV were recently spotted at the famed Knotts Berry Farm Amusem...

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Funny story: Estonians Upset about Russian Theme Park Built in Estonia

Estonians Upset about Russian Theme Park Built in Estonia

An outraged Estonia was upset that Russia had built a theme park just inside Estonia's eastern border without their knowledge or permission. The park had apparently been constructed, literally, overnight. The people of Russia were shocked at Estoni...

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Funny story: North Korea Develops Theme Park to Curb Rise in Defections

North Korea Develops Theme Park to Curb Rise in Defections

Concerned over the public image of its citizenry defecting to South Korea in mass numbers, the North Korean government will begin construction of a new 40,000 acre theme park aimed at those North Koreans who don't find current lifestyle or leadership...

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Funny story: Born Again Christians get 'Clapland' approval

Born Again Christians get 'Clapland' approval

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's office has confirmed Born Again Christians have been given permission to construct a theme park on the outskirts of California. The theme park, 'Clapland' has been criticised in some quarters for making money from...

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