Robert Pattinson Caught Caressing Ines Sainz 'Caboose' At Knotts Berry Farm

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 29 January 2011

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Ines Sainz wears her jeans tighter than any woman in North America. (Photo courtesy of Jerry Jones).

BUENA PARK, California - A local Left Coast newspaper is reporting that Robert Pattinson star of the Twilight vampire series movies and Ines Sainz star sports reporter for Mexico's Azteca TV were recently spotted at the famed Knotts Berry Farm Amusement Park.

Putty Boxbrick of The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle stated that he was at the park doing a story on the parks infamous Boomerang Roller Coaster which reaches speeds of up to 150 mph when he noticed the couple walking hand in hand near the Boardwalk Ballroom.

Boxbrick then noticed that the couple went behind a "Drink Coca Cola Zero" sign and he clearly saw Pattinson place his hands on Sainz' gorgeously shaped rumpmeister (butt).

He could hear Ines giggling and softly whispering "Go Eduardo Koolin, go Eduardo Koolin."

[EDITOR'S NOTE: For those readers who may not be familiar with Robert Pattinson's Twilight series the name that Ines was whispering is actually a reference to the character that R-Pattz portrays in the series Edward Cullen.]

Boxbrick said that after watching Pattinson caress Sainz' badonkadonk for about eight minutes and managing to snap about 72 photos, plus take eight minutes worth of video he put his equipment up and left.

The Robert Pattinson-Ines Sainz photos are currently all over the Internet.

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