Justin Bieber and Girlfriend Selena Gomez Announce Plans To Build A 40 Ride Amusement Theme Park

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 23 May 2012

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Amusement Theme Park Magazine has named "The Flip Flopper" as one of the most dangerous park rides in the world.

TARZANA - Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez recently spoke with Fuchsia Garfunkel a reporter with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle.

The very happy couple announced plans for a brand new amusement theme park that they have been talking about since last Christmas.

The park, which will be located adjacent to the world famous Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo, will include over 40 different rides and will be geared towards the millions of America's bored teens.

Justin stated that he and his stunningly attractive girlfriend (Selena) wanted to be able to provide a fun-filled atmosphere for today's youths to help get their minds away from things of a negative nature,

He said that some of these negatives include the seemingly out-of-control spiraling cost of tattoos, the box office disaster of the film Battleship, and the fact that the U.S. Senate is considering doubling the tax on heavy metal CD's.

Bieber explained that he has seen so many young people who come up to him and Selena after concerts or in shopping malls or even at pizza restaurants and tell them how totally bored they are.

So he and Selena together decided that they would build an amusement theme park that will be geared exactly for highly bored teens in the 13 to 19 age group.

Selena proudly noted that adults will not be allowed to enter the park and that all of the amusement park's employees including security guards will be between the ages of 16 and 19.

The amusement theme park will be named America's TeenLand and will be open 364 days out of the year. Selena noted that the park will be closed on Columbus Day.

When asked by Miss Garfunkel why, of all days, it would be closed on Columbus Day she explained that Justin has always been a tremendous fan of Christopher Columbus.

She pointed out that he has read over 25 books about ChrisCo plus he has seen all of the movies ever made about the explorer.

Gomez then said that three of Justin's favorites include Land Ho!, Shiver Me Blimey Timbers Guidos, I Think I Can See South Carolina, and Okay Lissen Up Fellas We Can't All Sail On The State-of-The-Art Santa Maria, Some of You Will Have To Get On The Pinta or The NiƱa.

Selena disclosed that some of the amusement park rides will include The Tilt-A-Wow, The Flip-Flopper, Bumper Segways, and The Blazing Taser.

In A Related Story. Miss Gomez has said that the rumors that she will be starring in the Lions Face Films production of Lip Syncing Lady - The Britney Spears Story are totally unfounded.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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